Finished Folds (5001—5020)
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3settled themselves on a park bench near the playground, scoping out the hot young single mothers. All they needed now maybe was a cute puppy. Picking up women at the park was gonna
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4me to afford now, what with Luigi movin' in with me and all, but I'm gonna keep savin' all my coins until I can get it. Luigi nodded enthusiastically. He liked big green pipes too
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4trunk. "YOW! That's gonna leave a mark," Tommy Boy thought after he regained consciousness. "Holy Schnikes, Richard! I don't think these new brake pads are workin' out so great."
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5boys comin' back for more. They'd show up every Thursday night to pick up whatever squad comics I had piled outside my cell. The Homeboys could trade the comics in for all kinds of
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5And there I stood, still hungry and now empty-handed, meandering through Middle-earth. Damn that wiley wizard! Where could I get more Shire leaf to make more bread? Lothlorien
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5wanted him to get the damn ball in the basket and start pulling down those rebounds. Forget the kid behind the coach's bench with the fake camera, for cryin' out loud! Karim
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4Таким образом, он направился к пруду, чтобы пойти "рыбалки". КГБ тщательно рассмотреть, какая приманка он должен использовать. Putin stood in the shadows of the elm tree with his
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5Hhnggh! Hhnnngh! HHNNNNGH...GROOLPH! The missile flew out of my throat, landing in the litterbox. I looked behind me to see who had saved my life. Oh. My. God. It was Janice
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3should never be trusted, however. Especially a man with personalized buttons who called himself Robespierre. And especially during the French Revolution.
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7Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, it was a dark and stormy night. A door slammed and a shot rang out! The maid screamed. A pirate ship appeared on the horizon.
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2the very foundations of all past, present, and future events as the Apocalyptic Truck Pull commenced. The big ass F-350 yanked first and the crowd roared. JESUS, take the wheel!
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4In a series of events that could only later be described as totally surreal, both she and Ned found themselves snarled up together within the crimsom robes inside the hiding hole.
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4acid side effects. The wrath of Petunia found its way in the establishment of the New Order of Evil Rules of Misconduct. Petunia's red eyes gleamed with fury as the gaming
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6twisted version of Carrie on prom night. What ever happened to birthday parties with cake, ice cream, magic shows and clowns? Naked emos and bloody sprinkler systems aside, the
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5on the treacherous platforms. A critical design error, however, caused the spinning blades to function like big fans. Subsequently, the erroneous children were blown into the sky &
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3dropped nickels behind me as I made my way through the darkening forest, weeping bitterly. Maybe they would find me again someday. But maybe...they would not.
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2glad it was he in the boiling pot and not them. They watched the man stewing in the pot & agreed that enough was enough.They started the Reptiles for Ethical Treatment of Humans.
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4nile who, out of respect for her long-deceased husband, amassed quite a collection of penis-shaped porcelain. The teapot was remarkable, really. He decided to steal it.
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10is and I, frankly speaking, reveled in it. There is nothing more heady that the scent of sweaty unwashed bodies moving in unison to Pink Floyd,who were stockholders in Hemp Panties
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2behind him to examine the ancient Buddist scrolls. The Interfaith Scroll Council would use their collective knowledge to interpret The Truth once and for all. Rabbi McDougal