Finished Folds (5001—5020)
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5wanted him to get the damn ball in the basket and start pulling down those rebounds. Forget the kid behind the coach's bench with the fake camera, for cryin' out loud! Karim
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4Таким образом, он направился к пруду, чтобы пойти "рыбалки". КГБ тщательно рассмотреть, какая приманка он должен использовать. Putin stood in the shadows of the elm tree with his
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5Hhnggh! Hhnnngh! HHNNNNGH...GROOLPH! The missile flew out of my throat, landing in the litterbox. I looked behind me to see who had saved my life. Oh. My. God. It was Janice
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3should never be trusted, however. Especially a man with personalized buttons who called himself Robespierre. And especially during the French Revolution.
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7Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, it was a dark and stormy night. A door slammed and a shot rang out! The maid screamed. A pirate ship appeared on the horizon.
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2the very foundations of all past, present, and future events as the Apocalyptic Truck Pull commenced. The big ass F-350 yanked first and the crowd roared. JESUS, take the wheel!
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4In a series of events that could only later be described as totally surreal, both she and Ned found themselves snarled up together within the crimsom robes inside the hiding hole.
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4acid side effects. The wrath of Petunia found its way in the establishment of the New Order of Evil Rules of Misconduct. Petunia's red eyes gleamed with fury as the gaming
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6twisted version of Carrie on prom night. What ever happened to birthday parties with cake, ice cream, magic shows and clowns? Naked emos and bloody sprinkler systems aside, the
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5on the treacherous platforms. A critical design error, however, caused the spinning blades to function like big fans. Subsequently, the erroneous children were blown into the sky &
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3dropped nickels behind me as I made my way through the darkening forest, weeping bitterly. Maybe they would find me again someday. But maybe...they would not.
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2glad it was he in the boiling pot and not them. They watched the man stewing in the pot & agreed that enough was enough.They started the Reptiles for Ethical Treatment of Humans.
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4nile who, out of respect for her long-deceased husband, amassed quite a collection of penis-shaped porcelain. The teapot was remarkable, really. He decided to steal it.
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10is and I, frankly speaking, reveled in it. There is nothing more heady that the scent of sweaty unwashed bodies moving in unison to Pink Floyd,who were stockholders in Hemp Panties
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2behind him to examine the ancient Buddist scrolls. The Interfaith Scroll Council would use their collective knowledge to interpret The Truth once and for all. Rabbi McDougal
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4"How did you get on this property?" shouted the secret service butler. "Google mappers are not permitted in or near the White House!" But the man with the headgear pushed passed hi
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6...you remember...where the S**t Orchestra plays? Well, the polyp forests barricaded Capt. Cork from reaching the Innuendo Island. But Capt. Cork had to go baaa-ad! Discovering
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5that small incident at the fish hatchery,but Inspector Dugong was let off the hook for that one.Dugong was certain that ol' Alba Core was somehow involved with Mrs. Caviar's murder
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3filled with marshmallow fluff were impaled on a stick and used to make s'more pussies. We replaced those with some fine leather boots for Puss in Boots and they were purrrfect.
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8You know that song "Breaking Up is Hard to Do"? Yeah, well, that's me. I embarrass myself like this every time I want to end a relationship. So I decided to take lessons.