Finished Folds (5021—5040)
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4"How did you get on this property?" shouted the secret service butler. "Google mappers are not permitted in or near the White House!" But the man with the headgear pushed passed hi
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6...you remember...where the S**t Orchestra plays? Well, the polyp forests barricaded Capt. Cork from reaching the Innuendo Island. But Capt. Cork had to go baaa-ad! Discovering
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5that small incident at the fish hatchery,but Inspector Dugong was let off the hook for that one.Dugong was certain that ol' Alba Core was somehow involved with Mrs. Caviar's murder
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3filled with marshmallow fluff were impaled on a stick and used to make s'more pussies. We replaced those with some fine leather boots for Puss in Boots and they were purrrfect.
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8You know that song "Breaking Up is Hard to Do"? Yeah, well, that's me. I embarrass myself like this every time I want to end a relationship. So I decided to take lessons.
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4really stepped in it,though,when he suspected Bubbelious Bob had a double life,a double bubble life. One day he was solving crimes and the next, he was stickin' it to someone else.
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5formed into a small "o" but he paid, and paid dearly. My nose toll was $100/minute for all-you-could-dig boogers. The beauty of this plan was that not only could I make some dough,
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4She'd dropped her galloots about 2 miles back, so she grabbed his instead. He squealed, "Oooweee! Little darlin', I ain't got time to play! Gotta get to the peak! Settle down now &
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1My Uncle Luther just passed gas while we were sitting around the family room. I was the only one who heard it. He knew that I knew. But it quickly became evident to everyone that
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1It's 1:37 a.m. EST on Christmas morning and I'm sitting here surrounded by wrapped presents thinking "Is this IT? Is this what it's all about?" If Christmas could be different, I'd
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5As usual, Jack was sitting in the corner eating his Christmas pie. But this year, when he stuck in his thumb, he pulled out a Series M-421 miniature cranioptimeter.
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4to his personal ad which read: "Cranky old man seeks perfection." Perhaps it was the intriguing way his ad was worded,but literally hundreds of women wanted to meet him. Mr. Grynch
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1make a lampshade out of your skin. There were many such atrocities eventually found in Adolf-twin's underground apartment. It was his mother's fault, really. If only she had not
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5anyone who had ever folds a story. Yes, Alice Acid lives on through each of us here in the land of FoldingStory. Explains a lot, huh? This is why cryteons garmish the tillies and
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2. Why...of course! Why hadn't I thought of this before? I called out, "Spiderman!" Two seconds later I was scooped up in his arms and flying over the gibbon jungle, rescued at last
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2right button to push to get him out of this situation. Lloyd was certain he was not the father.He'd never had "relations" with the pregnant pause...at least not to his recollection
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4plant in their own gardens because they too wanted to grow magic glass beads plants and sell them to fat women. You see, when fat women ingested the magic glass beads, they would
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5rmerly known as The Artist Formerly Known as Prince and man, could that dog howl. We just called him Ted. Ted wanted to go outside anytime he saw it was raining outside so that he
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3one of those guys who likes to use handcuffs, while have a particular aversion to being confined. Maybe I should have been more careful about how I worded by profile on Match.com.
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6Only Grandmam & I knew the secret ingrediant, so we weren't surprised at what happened after our guests ate the Higgs-particle jambalya. Their faces became assymetrical and they