Finished Folds (5221—5240)
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2Actual reality set in. Then: "So, uh, give me a bite." They set aside their arguing to consume grandma. "Mmmffft. Kinda stringy." Few understand that zombies have delicate palates.
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4Dang. Don McLean was trying waaaay to hard to update his lyrics to American Pie. He had hopes of Ke$ha doing a remix of his song, but he just couldn't get it right. He tried again.
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2-TV,Channel 6 Action News. He wanted to be a meteorologist if someone would just adopt him and send him to college. She re-mused then changed her mind.YES, he WOULD become her son!
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4The voice continued, "And when you leave your body, DO NOT go toward the light. Do you understand? Follow my voice into the darkness..." I had been struck by lightening, but this
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4Greg Rayburn, former CEO of Hostess Brands, Inc., contemplated his suicide note. He didn't really want to die. What he needed was a new lease of life, a new type of confection.
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6The Culligan Man simply tipped his hat, but you could tell by the way he hunched his shoulders that he didn't appreciate Donald's nonverbal communication. In fact, Culligan Man was
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7cups. These shenanigans occurred regularly at the Mynt Club on South Beach. Tourists gathered to watch them wrestle. The Restockers usually won b/c the Janitor Impersonators hated
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4Lin Bang would handle it. "Lally, Hally, Gally...calm down. I will get moll mustald fol you!" Lin Bang calmly summoned a waiter.The brothers respected Lin Bang, but when the waiter
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5.No one would appreciate my stainless steel oven costume better than Big Bertha.She'd understand that I wanted to bake her cookies in my scorching hot oven.Big Bertha took one look
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2"Lend me your arms, fast as thunderbolts, for a pillow on my journey." As Hendrick lay his pen down, he imagined the possibility of his haiku poem becoming reality.
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6bathed.He found every sort of filth and even objects stuck in his patients' crevices. One time, Dr. Fadoodledadd pulled an autographed photo of Larry Hagman from Mrs. Farkus' a**.
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9The teachers at the Montessori school were starting to crack down. Students huddled, terrified, in the corner while Mr. Randy shouted. "It's accrosst, not acros. And stop using
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3Anupet, stone-faced but triumphant, returned to Egypt once again to preside over the Great Valley. Homer was destroyed and her work was done. Who now is the idiot?
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2right into a passing tour bus. Served him right. Clutching my wounded womb, I crawled toward the now terrified tour bus. But Mother Teresa was on board and she laid hands on me and
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2in Palm Beach.The judge suggested that they revisit the possibility of mediation.Much to the chagrin of the bloodthirsty media, everyone ended up holding hands and singing Kumbaya.
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1TO TELL THE TRUTH OF WHAT HAPPENED HERE!" the Doctor bellowed.Not a soul on earth could speak. Dejected, the doctor buried the singer in the sands of time and wept bitterly. "IT IS
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5pted penance and all was forgiven. "No, no, no, Moses," he protested. "That's a just plain boring plot. Eve needs to suffer more and...bring the snakes back into the scene!" Moses
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1human skin, to hide their scales.These high rollers liked hanging out in the casino lounge.That's right, they were lounge lizards.High lounge lizards dealing dung chips and winning
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3Hungry and tired, I knocked on your door. You were home, I know, but not there anymore. I returned to my spoon with the slotted ladle, shuffling home by myself to my lonely cradle.
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3called The Analvac, now the most sanitary way to eliminate bodily waste. Allow me to demonstrate.