Finished Folds (5221—5240)
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6The Culligan Man simply tipped his hat, but you could tell by the way he hunched his shoulders that he didn't appreciate Donald's nonverbal communication. In fact, Culligan Man was
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7cups. These shenanigans occurred regularly at the Mynt Club on South Beach. Tourists gathered to watch them wrestle. The Restockers usually won b/c the Janitor Impersonators hated
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4Lin Bang would handle it. "Lally, Hally, Gally...calm down. I will get moll mustald fol you!" Lin Bang calmly summoned a waiter.The brothers respected Lin Bang, but when the waiter
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5.No one would appreciate my stainless steel oven costume better than Big Bertha.She'd understand that I wanted to bake her cookies in my scorching hot oven.Big Bertha took one look
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2"Lend me your arms, fast as thunderbolts, for a pillow on my journey." As Hendrick lay his pen down, he imagined the possibility of his haiku poem becoming reality.
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6bathed.He found every sort of filth and even objects stuck in his patients' crevices. One time, Dr. Fadoodledadd pulled an autographed photo of Larry Hagman from Mrs. Farkus' a**.
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9The teachers at the Montessori school were starting to crack down. Students huddled, terrified, in the corner while Mr. Randy shouted. "It's accrosst, not acros. And stop using
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3Anupet, stone-faced but triumphant, returned to Egypt once again to preside over the Great Valley. Homer was destroyed and her work was done. Who now is the idiot?
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2right into a passing tour bus. Served him right. Clutching my wounded womb, I crawled toward the now terrified tour bus. But Mother Teresa was on board and she laid hands on me and
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2in Palm Beach.The judge suggested that they revisit the possibility of mediation.Much to the chagrin of the bloodthirsty media, everyone ended up holding hands and singing Kumbaya.
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1TO TELL THE TRUTH OF WHAT HAPPENED HERE!" the Doctor bellowed.Not a soul on earth could speak. Dejected, the doctor buried the singer in the sands of time and wept bitterly. "IT IS
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5pted penance and all was forgiven. "No, no, no, Moses," he protested. "That's a just plain boring plot. Eve needs to suffer more and...bring the snakes back into the scene!" Moses
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1human skin, to hide their scales.These high rollers liked hanging out in the casino lounge.That's right, they were lounge lizards.High lounge lizards dealing dung chips and winning
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3Hungry and tired, I knocked on your door. You were home, I know, but not there anymore. I returned to my spoon with the slotted ladle, shuffling home by myself to my lonely cradle.
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3called The Analvac, now the most sanitary way to eliminate bodily waste. Allow me to demonstrate.
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6circus peanuts. You know the kind...orange and squishy, made of marshmallow? The USDA Nutrition guidelines indicate circus peanuts as an excellent source of refined sugar and artif
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5The letter to Santa seemed innocent enough, but what Santa didn't know was that Jacob Nealy was in a maximum security prison in Eddyville. A bike, a coat, and a puppy was all Nealy
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10Grade a paper, take a sip of merlot, check FoldingStory. Grade a paper, take a sip of merlot, check FoldingStory. Grade a paper, take a sip of merlot, then another sip, check
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6& insecticides and wash it down with a plastic bottle of purified water.The message design scientists were testing the efficacy of this new PSA to promote veganism. They aired it
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2Having learned how to tend to orangutans in his hometown of Toledo (after finally getting his Section 8 psychiatric discharge during Nam),Maxwell Klinger knew that the hairy beasts