Finished Folds (5201—5220)
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5was much more adventurous in the bedroom. She waited, writhing patiently, for Hubert to "get his tool." He came back wearing his leopard skin Speedos and a chain saw. "Ready?"
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3and I instinctively sensed that the world I was observing would soon be no more. Taking a deep breath, I picked up the sweet scent of night-blooming violets...and something else.
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4then looked down,embarrassed because she had no assets.An unfortunate accident in the pretty nurse's youth resulted in her lack of gluteus maximus. He didn't know this, of course,
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4make a living, seeing as how he could not seem to pass high school. Oh, he would press on with his ironing service. He would prove to all of his teachers that he could be a success
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3"...have this wish I wish tonight." As Ashley glanced once more at the twinkling stars, she felt that this year (for sure) she would get a ring from Brad on Christmas Eve.
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3Not allowed to say "Merry Christmas" anymore at the office. "Happy Holidays" is also banned, as are the terms "Hannukah" and "Winter Solstice." In fact, we weren't even allowed to
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3. I wanted them to all leaf me alone anyway. I wanted to branch out and make new friends, but my parents kept me in limbo. I wooden't take no for an answer. Being a tree-child was
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3cept that now grizzly bears want to simultaneously eat me and crap on me at the same time. If I had my druthers, I'd rather smell like pumpkin pie. You want a piece of me, huh?
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5Trusty Steed because (as everyone knows), SlimWhitman is not the most creative among gunslingers. In fact, his life was one big cliche. He was a lonesome cowboy,
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2up due to the fact that they'd all failed their spelling test.They cried, but Mrs. Silveski praised the teachers for being such hardasses."Kids get away with everything these days.
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2top, revealing my braless breasts. I was exposed, both literally and figuratively and the limbs reached up to tweak me, while I wildly batted at the sandy claws. Sandy claws?
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6these simple pleasures causing the corners of my mouth to turn upwards.Ah, how long it had been since I last smiled.I had nearly forgotten what it felt like. My joy was short-lived
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5at it outta there as fast as he could, terrified, only stopping to look behind him once he got around the bend of the magic road.Doubled over, he tried to catch his breath, but she
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2Equally astonishing was the reaction from the crowd gathered at my feet.They looked up at me. Why, it even seemed they adored me! Apparently the waterfall juice transformed me into
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2salsa and stood nekkid on the Texas plains, the mariachi band playing "And They Call the Wind Maria." Maria caressed my cheeks until they were reddened and chapped. The wind
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2a nice chunk of Hakarl and a shot of brennivin. Did that mean I was subconsciously longing for Eddie? I salivated as I pondered the shark and felt my loins tighten with adrenalin.
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1Santa is Satan, dontcha know. Think about it. Both wear red. Both like horned animals. Both enjoy extreme temperatures. And both want to be the center of attention at Xmas.
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8"In the meadow we could build a snowman," Keith sang with a twinkle in his eye, "And pretend that he is parched and brown." Jill just stared at him.
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5"But the sign DID say 'shuck em, suck em, eat em rawwww,'" Harry whined as he followed Madge out of the county jail.
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5Well, it was unrealistic to think anyone could be ALL those things, so she simply settled on becoming a bisexual ball-throwing top-heavy anorexic singer. She called herself