Finished Folds (5541—5560)
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1and the kid we called Tubsters had something to prove. We were just messin' around, I swear! Sure, the Monroe family was creepy, but... We're sorry, Mizz Tubsters! We didn't
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2in his mouth. Instant connection. Compatible forever. He couldn't hold back his hard drive any longer and uploaded his files into her cache. Know you know what really happened.
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7staples across the poor creature's countenance. His head lolled from side to side. The centrifugal force was so great that the staples finally flew from his face revealing
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3all over the globe gathered there anyway, shedding their robes and donningbrown woolen thongs. Uncomfortable, yes, but the monks were used to them. They maintained their silence
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3Almost overnight the band kids became popular at school! They'd convene right outside the cafeteria during lunch period, creating the most amazing music ever heard. What
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5teenagers all over the world have no idea what they are really doing when they drop Mentos into 2-liter bottles of diet Coke! You must warn them! You must..." Cosby's hologram
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4reshelve books without lifting a finger. All these years he spent trudging up and down through the stacks! John's life as a librarian had taken on new meaning since he discovered
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2Castaway. Meg Ryan was the volleyball...or at least she thought she was. Tom Hanks was talking to her, but she couldn't say her lines because every time she tried, the director
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4poetry on the walls of the White House. Fairy Bongmother didn't appear as we'd expected. She was dressed in a Chanel suit and carried her magic brownies in a lovely leather
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4So there I uncomfortably stood in line at the airport security gate, pulling at my crotch and licking my blow pop. I must have looked suspicious because next thing I knew,
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6would appear on Facebook and he'd embarrass all Canadians, who as a rule don't eat Mexican. You see, it all stems from jealousy. Americans don't go out for "Canadian" anything.
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4Ah, yes...but my innermost secrets they would never, ever discover...unless they followed me on FoldingStory. For that, my dear friends, is where all Truths are revealed.
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5became aroused at the sight of Godzilla's bumpy green ass sticking up in the air so cute. Mochmech lowered his potato gun, his eyes, now slits, glowered with desire. Godzilla
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4attract hoards of pessimists, who enjoyed bad meals and terrible service better than anything else. They were poor tippers too! Sal's restaurant became known far and wide for
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3that Gnash was hiding over behind that bush over there. His red and white polka dot suit gave him away. The Jester-hunters gestured to one another excitedly, whispering and point
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5my pillow and well, life pretty much sucked. Guess no one really cares about accordian music anymore. Not since Lawrence Welk died. That was The Day the Music Died, despite what
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1Galaxy. Yes, we build Our City on rock and roll...and a little acid. We were Jefferson Airplane and the first stop on our tour was the Gammamon Galaxy, where our fans were
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1Joe Biden could say anything stupid again. Soon, to his dismay, all of her androidian functions began to shut down and when it was over, they mourned the loss of Condoleeza Rice.
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3I realized that maybe it was not the best idea to set up my street improv gig right outside the Delray Beach Center for Neurology. These people had only one thing on their minds.
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5So it was really embarrasing what happened to my hair when Wanda walked by in her sexy polyester pants and Wind Song perfume. My hair stood on end. My Cognitive Follicle System