Finished Folds (5541—5560)
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7through high school like everyone else, unable to think, unable to write, and unable to speak. So when I got a full ride to Harvard, no one was more surprised than me...er, I. So
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6Did you hear the one about the cross-eyed teacher? She couldn't control her pupils.
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2was. The UPS men had some packages to deliver in their cute little brown shorts. She wished at that moment, however, that she hadn't thrown up milk down the front of her top.
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4English class as subjects for the sex study? We were all getting "Ds", that's why and we needed the extra credit. None of even knew what alliteration was anyway. Our prof
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1But no one was in the mood to laugh. Not after what happened. So we did what any other self-respecting Boy Scouts would do. We pretended we were normal and went on to the jamboree
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1and the kid we called Tubsters had something to prove. We were just messin' around, I swear! Sure, the Monroe family was creepy, but... We're sorry, Mizz Tubsters! We didn't
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2in his mouth. Instant connection. Compatible forever. He couldn't hold back his hard drive any longer and uploaded his files into her cache. Know you know what really happened.
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7staples across the poor creature's countenance. His head lolled from side to side. The centrifugal force was so great that the staples finally flew from his face revealing
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3all over the globe gathered there anyway, shedding their robes and donningbrown woolen thongs. Uncomfortable, yes, but the monks were used to them. They maintained their silence
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3Almost overnight the band kids became popular at school! They'd convene right outside the cafeteria during lunch period, creating the most amazing music ever heard. What
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5teenagers all over the world have no idea what they are really doing when they drop Mentos into 2-liter bottles of diet Coke! You must warn them! You must..." Cosby's hologram
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4reshelve books without lifting a finger. All these years he spent trudging up and down through the stacks! John's life as a librarian had taken on new meaning since he discovered
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2Castaway. Meg Ryan was the volleyball...or at least she thought she was. Tom Hanks was talking to her, but she couldn't say her lines because every time she tried, the director
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4poetry on the walls of the White House. Fairy Bongmother didn't appear as we'd expected. She was dressed in a Chanel suit and carried her magic brownies in a lovely leather
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4So there I uncomfortably stood in line at the airport security gate, pulling at my crotch and licking my blow pop. I must have looked suspicious because next thing I knew,
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6would appear on Facebook and he'd embarrass all Canadians, who as a rule don't eat Mexican. You see, it all stems from jealousy. Americans don't go out for "Canadian" anything.
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4Ah, yes...but my innermost secrets they would never, ever discover...unless they followed me on FoldingStory. For that, my dear friends, is where all Truths are revealed.
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5became aroused at the sight of Godzilla's bumpy green ass sticking up in the air so cute. Mochmech lowered his potato gun, his eyes, now slits, glowered with desire. Godzilla
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4attract hoards of pessimists, who enjoyed bad meals and terrible service better than anything else. They were poor tippers too! Sal's restaurant became known far and wide for
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3that Gnash was hiding over behind that bush over there. His red and white polka dot suit gave him away. The Jester-hunters gestured to one another excitedly, whispering and point