Finished Folds (5521—5540)
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5Out of nowhere this big wheel started turning and Proud Mary began burning. Timmy Turner called his mom at work: "Is Tina there? Yeah, my mom. Mom? Come home now! I'm scared!"
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3and then raised his skirt. Ms, Klump expected this to happen, however. She was glad others understood her insanity, although it did cause her occasional embarrassment. One time
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3. So I turned to the most reliable source in the world for information: Wikipedia. According to Wikipedia, "Shizzle" meant "fo sho" and then the "n" word. Oh. No wonder Slim
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3d in a myriad of colors. Soaked in zebra blood and guts, Timon scampered away from the crock and into the bushes where he consulted with the big pig. In the meantime, Nala
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4Tears streaming down his grief-stricken face, and plotting his revenge against Walt Disney, he scattered his mother's ashes across Lake Buena Vista. Never, ever again would he
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6, whose agent told Zev he was dying to star in the coffin campaign. Ben Stein showed up at my office that very afternoon for the audition, reeking of embalming fluid. "Play dead,"
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4But at the time I didn't actually understand I was sitting in the dark (a) because I had no eye and (b) even if I had my eye back, I couldn't see because the room was dark. These
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4Deadly he was, and known as The Boogeyman, much to his sick delight. He stored his germs in the phlegm tank he kept conveniently strapped to his back under his jacket to engage
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3and giggled with delight. Everything changed for Dinko the bum on the day he found a perfectly good three-piece suit in the dumpster. This was his chance to re-enter society and
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2..and made overtures. Prison life on planet Tatoo was better than most. The guards pretty much left them alone. So when Welch signaled the yard by doing a cartwheel, William Tell
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3that he was going whorenet hunting. Buzzy was the best whorenet hunter in the hive, although he was quite bumble about it. "Whoze goin wid me?" he asked his buzzed drones.
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4Antonio and got rich selling their roommate management software. Who knew back in 1966 when Batman and the Thing first met that they'd someday be doing this...together! They trav
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1round gaily, the prisoners' dentures clackering together rhythmically on the Wooden Teeth Stick. Beatrice was the sickest warden old Wilbur had ever known. She'd torture the inma
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2songwriters picked up on this theme and before long music videos featuring Mormon Manifest Destiny began appearing everywhere. It was indeed ridiculous, so ridiculous
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4ing lonely and forlorn, peeking around th corner of the fridge. The curious monkey bore a resemblence to Anna Nicole Smith, although he called himself George. "What are you doing
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7through high school like everyone else, unable to think, unable to write, and unable to speak. So when I got a full ride to Harvard, no one was more surprised than me...er, I. So
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6Did you hear the one about the cross-eyed teacher? She couldn't control her pupils.
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2was. The UPS men had some packages to deliver in their cute little brown shorts. She wished at that moment, however, that she hadn't thrown up milk down the front of her top.
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4English class as subjects for the sex study? We were all getting "Ds", that's why and we needed the extra credit. None of even knew what alliteration was anyway. Our prof
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1But no one was in the mood to laugh. Not after what happened. So we did what any other self-respecting Boy Scouts would do. We pretended we were normal and went on to the jamboree