Finished Folds (541—560)
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5his decision. "Oh bother!" Besides, regardless of the Translation, there was the universal supernaturalism of The Honey Pot. Pooh buried his head in the pot & simply let it happen.
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6you want me to DO-hooo-hooo-hooo!" Queen Marcia spat in his face in disgust. "I give you one simple task in exchange for your freedom & you whine. Now, GO KILL VICTOR VECTOR!" He
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7Gnawing contentedly on my steak, it suddenly occurred to me that I was the luckiest dog in the universe. Heck, just last week, I was wandering, dazed & confused, through the ghetto
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5n is often humerous & I honestly couldn't help but grin. That is, until Ulna gave me a sternum look. "Do you think this is funny?" she rattled. I flipped her my last phalange.
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4& added to the story, regardless of past iterations, with whimsical plot twists & characters with character flaws. No matter how long a story drags on, it is entire
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2..I thought, distractedly. Jack. He was something, alright. An idiot savant with dyslexia & a penchant for party tricks. And yet, as I watched all the women flock around Jack, I
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5, in retrospect, actually the best day of Jodey's life, although he didn't realize it at the time. Between the purple penguin & viral video, Jodey caught RuPaul's attention &
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2dared say a word. Finally, one guy sitting in the back raised his hand. "Uh, does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody care?" Salvador Dali gripped The Great Watch
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3thing when there were much more important things to be done, like express contrast between words & make clauses to change the meaning of entire sentences. "What about the Oxford?"
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5I paused then, to let the full effect of my story sink in. Junior's eyes grew wide in realization. "...and was she?" he asked. "I'll tell you tomorrow," I replied. "Sweet dreams!"
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11Silence. Jim started shuffling offstage. Then: "Guffaw" from the back corner. Jim's head whipped around & he peered into the darkness. "Two nuns walked into a bar...and...and...
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5rds instead of...well, whatever. The blackbirds flew around the king's head & out the castle window, never to be seen again. "Uh-oh," thought the bunny. The king ROARED
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7pt going amidst the laughter and bullets. "DAMN THE NAZIS!" I screamed, hiking my panties up in frustration as I stepped over bodies. Bodies with elastic waistband underpants!!
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3ays to get it done. Sighing, Destin and Dustin bent to their seemingly endless task once more, wondering how the hoarding had begun in the first place.
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4the truth, once and for all, about me being the Easter Bunny and, well, being the good friends they were, they did tell me: "Give it up, dude. Just be yourself." Relieved, I
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5embering what he learned in 5th grade from Nancy Reagan: "Just Say No to Drugs". "No," he said softly. "No," he said again, louder. Then: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOO!!!!
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4sillouetta of a man appeared on the horizon. My waitress dropped her pen. "Scatamoush!" She cried, tearing off her apron as she ran out the door. "Whole wheat!" I called after her.
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2But wait. The story doesn't end there. Not by a long shot. Their baby was born & grew up to become President of the United States. His name: Donald.
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3. He was also frequently mistaken for Ronald McDonald, but as long as he could repair my car & build me a nice coffee table, I didn't care about his laugh or how he smelled of
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9angry then & shouted, "Ask not what is IN the box, sir, but what the box is FOR! The box is for THEE!" A second later, it detonated. In the distance, a bell tolled ominously.