Finished Folds (561—580)
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6disorienting, to say the least. Still, all the time travel wreaked havoc on my looks, so I plopped myself down in a chair for a fresh pompadour & smiled. I'd come full circle.
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4a myriad of other inventions we enjoy today...all with pearl earrings! This is why June 5th will forever be known as Vermeer Appreciation Day & an official Dutch holiday!
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4my Amish relatives, which was unfortunate because I had a particular liking for my Grandmother Stoltzfulz's apfelkuchen. I would not shun them, as they shunned me. I rode the buggy
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5go to bed now, get a good night's sleep, & tomorrow everything will be fine. (12 hours later) Ahhh, what a beautiful morning! Eggs Benedict, anyone?
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4. I tore them off, much to his delight. He was out and out panting now, watching me prancing, dancing to the beat of a different drum. Gyrating around his stupified face, I threw
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6And now you....you are hearing her. You are seeing her. Yes, I am she. I am the one, the only...and now you will never be rid of me. NEVER! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA! Curtain down.
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1. "Give me the spatula!" Phones demanded. "And bend over" The chef, flabbergasted, was so surprised, that he obeyed. "How many times have I told you to never, EVER saute the
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5could only be heard & not seen. Naked sounds, naked people, naked chicken. This restaurant was more than a dining experience, Katie & Tom both thought. The waiter felt his way to
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3he leaned back and belched in satisfaction. This was the life, really, he realized as he looked around. What else could he possibly want? Well, maybe dessert. Crème de la Crustacea
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6,he must be...he paused to make sure. Nope. Nada. Not a single sphincter sensation. So he dropped his drawers & bent over. YES! Light beamed from his arse like a
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5the Death Princess guaranteed a quiet union, & although she was not much of a conversationalist, he was oddly & powerfully attracted to her. He stroked her cold, alabaster cheek.
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3A likely story. Slim Shady knew better, but smiled enigmatically& tipped his fedora. So much to think about, so much more to learn. SlimShady slipped back into the shadows again.
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2, so that's where he went. When he arrived in Taguelule, he found the Cul De Sac easily. "Ah-ha! OK, now all I have to do, according to my instructions, is wait for Godot."
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2made him even more attractive to women because now he not only didn't smell, but he was a sexual challenge. He considered what he might have to cut off next, but ultimately, he
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7"I give 'yuns 10 fur that one!" someone wrote. Ol' Possum rubbed his hands together. "The gettins gettin' good!" he thought. She was worth more than 10 dollars, though. "How 'bout
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5oceans & astound everyone!" And that, boys & girls, is the end of this sad, sad story, for of course he had deluded himself & ended up drowning. Moral: Strength requires humility.
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5while, though, despite the rampant incestuous relationships that plagued our unusual family. It didn't even bother me that my feet are backwards as a result or that I have breasts
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6in words that I didn't understand, but didn't have to 'cause I was pretty sure this Spanish madra wanted to KILL ME! I ripped away her black mantilla and (inadvertently) her wig.
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2angry nuns. It was over quickly.All that was left in the aftermath was a sequined thong,a couple of fake nipples,& a half-smoked cigarillo...& a few downy feathers floating around.
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1They elected to keep digging...&dug&dug&dug;. When they finally broke through, Kim Jong-Un's face greeted them with a smile. Hell.