Finished Folds (5581—5600)
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4Halloween was the only day of the year Herman actually enjoyed. It was the only time people wouldn't take one look at him and run away screaming. He fit in at Halloween. So when
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5Our mom made us go to Mrs. Sorber's house on Halloween, even though all we ever got there was apples. Mrs. Sorber made us sing songs too, to earn our unwanted apples. This year,
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2funnynunnyhunny. Toys can use words like that and get away with it. Mr. PotatoHead pulled off his arm and dangled it down so that Buzz pull himself our of Sarlacc's grip. Frrrrt
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4Foolish mouse! Didn't little Sebastian know that she wanted to devour him and lick his blood from her paws? Sebastian was no ordinary rodent, however.
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2vocabulary and completely transformed our improv theatre. What was once a relatively safe place to act a fool now became an excitingly dangerous world of words where people would
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1cause skin cancer. So I contacted some scientist friends I had at the National Institute for Health to study the problem. President Obama gave us a 12 billion dollar grant to
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2doing his internship at Ripley's Believe It or Not in Gatlinburg, TN. It was mysterious because each morning when he woke up, he'd find one of the statues in bed with him. He
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4"Rachel Zoe Project," a bored voice answered the phone. Harry was frightened by Rachel Zoe. When he told her that the coroner had taken the Versace instead of the body bag, she
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5videos you made last year with that girl you met on Craig's List. You know the ones. So you may as well go ahead and jump out of the car right now. When you hit the ground, try
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5new-fangled jalapeno condom would do the trick. Gerold was skeptical, but agreed to "give it a whirl."
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2turned his back to us, tore off his plaid jacket and revealed (gasp!) wings sprouting from his shoulder blades. "If there are no such thing as angels, then explain THIS!"
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6... He didn't finish his sentence and I watched as his eyes rolled back in his head and he fell on top of me, spatula protruding grotesquely from his spinal cord. What had
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3his milk. (Secretly, Tucker disliked his Moocow nickname, but if Laila was gonna give him her milk, he would tolerate it.) Laila batted her eyelashes and squirted some Hershey's
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2feeling reluctant." This was a good example of why Josh hated his girlfriend so much. I mean, WHO uses words like "reluctant" in normal conversation? His mouth smiled but his eyes
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5my neighbor's yard. But I see that my mistress did not bring the poo-poo bags with her and I knew DOGGONE well that the neighborhood association was already suspicious. Sniff
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3then have communion. Again, I wished I spoke Spanish. I also wish I had brought my spatula. Oh well. Dumbledore and I enjoyed the women and then hitched back to Portugal where
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2came at him with a switchblade, offering to cut my sausage pattie.The look on Tony's face indicated that he was using the term "sausage pattie" euphemistically. The West Side Stor
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4which is precisely why I became the President of the United States...so much mutual hand-touching in politics. I sighed. Even Michelle didn't know about my hand fetish.
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3pureed peas down the back of Allie's pants. Janice stole the peas and the biggest, best spatula she'd ever seen from the school cafeteria. Let the ladling begin.
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1The surface sucking giraffe swung his neck toward the food court next, its beady eyes gleaming, anxious for escape from Toys-R-Us. She knew then what she had to do.