Finished Folds (5601—5620)
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3I let myself into the solitary confinement wing. I made to Dr. Chilibot's "home" and was able to slip by the guard (somehow) and into his "home." But he was gone, a message scrawl
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3I had to call my dad for advice. He always knew just what to say when I felt sick and anxious. I tried him on his cell, but... OK. I'll have to do this on my own. I girded my
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5we do the Hokey-Pokey in the first place." The "What's That Gender?" contestants settled down then and picked up their buzzers. "For ten ccs of testosterone: What does Chaz Bono
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2The crumpled paper also felt him and it didn't like the calloused fingers caressing its pulp fiction.
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3bit Mrs. Macolok in her enormous buttocks. She, writhing in pain, dropped the gagged child. Woody scooped the child up in his beak and flew up, up and into
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4Granny was royally pissed because we wouldn't let her come live with us in our basement after Gramps died. I ignored the voices in my head and wheeled Granny out to the field
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2the trashbarrel, which I was also fond of. So there they were, all those apathetic students sitting on the fence. Slowly I turned and snuck up behind them, inch by inch and then
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2kicked myself again for not paying attention in my high school Spanish class. Now I had no way to ask her out except by gesturing. I smiled, pointed to her, then pointed to me.
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6handed her the joint. "What's this?" croaked Miss Daisy. "You smokin' weed in my car again, Tupac?" Her flowered chapeau askew, Miss Daisy took at toke, then closed her eyes.
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4God! His mother just didn't understand his science project. What did she know anyway, with her bumped up hair and stinky breath. He headed off to school, his mind reeling with
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4was a goddess, even in the second grade...ahh, Trish. He decided to have his desk art tattooed across his chest and, with a permission slip signed by his Mommy, he headed downtown
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8circuitiously maneuvered him out of the tipi bar. He landed in a dusty heap. "I'm wheely upset now!" cried Elmer Fudd. "Where can we go to get our cawwot juice?" Surrounded by
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3The heck with it, they decided, and went to IHOP instead. It was there that Stefoni, Christi, and Carolyn experienced the most amazing pancake ever. It was round and sweet and
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2Donkey Kong donged the gong too long until everyone referred to him as the Dance Ass. Zelda didn't care and swung her chiffon gown over his face. Dance Ass's socks fell off
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3sat around the coffee table, munching in Chex Mix because they didn't know what the hell was going on. It was then we heard the groaning from under the easy chair. Blood
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2illow licked the sugar off of his fingers, one by one. Calvin felt bad right then that he'd forgotten to wash his hands after using the restroom, but what Miss Wormwillow didn't
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6pork and beans! At that declaration, the vegan bouncers grabbed me by the shoulders and "ushered" me out. Grabbing my spare meatloaf I always kept in my back pocket, I tried
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3in handy...get it? HANDy? (I enjoyed how I could amuse myself so easily.) Kinkos did a good job on my business cards, so now I was ready to launch
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12George continued, "Who suffered a case of glaucoma. So he went to the doc, and...and..." George stopped, stumped in the Limerick Battle. The crowd booed. George suddenly smiled
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7And now for the weather. Tomorrow it'll be raining. The next day it'll be raining. And on Saturday it'll be...you guessed it...raining. How much? No one cares. More vague new