Finished Folds (5621—5640)
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5something we otter know about. Personally, I think they are constructing the Keystone pipeline without the consent of Congress, but that's neither here nor there. Their dens were
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4k during formal weekend? The stained panty raids? The girls of Zeta Meta Omega were known as the wild ones, but the dean never caught them. That's because
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1pencil." WRONG! I pushed the button and he was sent straight to hell. "Who else wants to play?" I asked the audience, then read what was on my card. "Stewie Ott, come on down!"
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4the spirit of Julia Child, who appeared and directed them to boil the dead man's bones with a pinch of parsley and a dollop of cream. Bon Appetit! Or should I say Bone Appetit?
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4marionette collection...yes, right there in the waiting room at the OB-GYN's office. She was Garfinkling without permission, for the sole purpose of discovering the relationship
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2means I am drinking most of the time. But you would too if you made the mistake of buying a trailor in Death Valley. Nothing I could do but turn my property into a place where
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0I ended up having to bribe Drenon not to blab about my cousin to the media. Ohio residents would never understand how I, Barack H. Obama, could be related to Marx and still
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4I tried my best, but just could not manage to purse my lips into a blowing position. Damn those plastic surgeons! The Andy Griffith Show Whistler understood then that
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5of wax sculpted to resemble Manny BooBoo. "What a motley crue we are," Flammable Goat Boy observed, his mouth stuffed with cheesestix. "We should play poker more often." The musi
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6Diddle diddle dumplin', my son John...went to bed with his treadle on. If I askew what a treadle was, could you say? John's flayrod was now sticking out of his pants pocket and
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5"What kind of royal screw-up did I marry?" Then Camilla laughed at her own joke. Prince Charles' idea of humor was "different," no doubt. For example, one time he hid a whoopie
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1Hardy stabbed Killer Laurel back the only way he could...with words. "So that's what you learned at acupuncture school?" Killer Laurel stumbled back, wounded more deeply than he
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0Then he...chortle...he replaced the chocolate chips with Ex-Lax! Oh Gawd! We were a couple of knuckleheads, that's fo sho. Me an' Charlie, always screwin' around. Until one day
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4The Reader's Digest story caught my eye: 99 Household Uses for Preparation-H. Number one:
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4Redrum. Redrum. Danny doesn't live here anymore, Mrs. Torrence. Dr. Conrad jumped back, shocked at what was coming out of Michael Jackson's finger. Why, why did I ever
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2toe trucks. The giant public eye was bloodshot, weary from keeping watch on the wickedness that surrounded it. So so tired. But then, it blinked. Was that a
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0"Yes!" Frazier Crane said decisively, wanting to communicate his disdain for the uppity McDonald's cashier. "And with a dab of that special sauce." She froze, then peered at him.
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6Jerry and Gretta dropped their arms, disappointed, and wondered again how they were going to find their way out of this handbasket. "You know," whined Gretta. "This is all your
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4"Aaarghuuuhhh! You gut me." Ellg Thun realized the horseplay had gone too far. Running out of the room, he cried for his
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2en she wasn't looking. The Nestrations were gonna nuke Luke and Leia was so upset about her hair buns that she didn't even care. "Cut!" Spielberg hollered and asked for