Finished Folds (5661—5680)
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2susan reruns came up on the closed-circuit system onboard. Gramps, Timmy, and Rex's attention had been momentarily deterred by Brooke Shields and the cookie finally just...died.
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2with butter and shoveled into the theatre popcorn machine for the next showing. Wimpy's documentary sucked. That's what they get for not listening. Pop, pop...the next
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2Dorothy to wake up from her poppy-induced coma. Scarecrow looked innocent enough, but I, the Lion, knew better. Grasping my tail in pseudo-insecurity, I signaled Tin Man by
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4Hilary was the first to notice it when she opened her suitcase in Syria and noticed that one of her thigh highs was missing, replaced by a tuft of what appeared to be...Sock's fur.
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4She had masculine tendencies and a penchant for wearing magenta lipstick, which she hid under her sequined mask. Secretart blended in with the crowd pretty well at Halloween, but
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5interested in cleanliness. Everyone knew that cleanliness is next to Godliness and "God" knew he was far from clean. Selling soap in Moscow made it possible, however, for him to
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4Well, that little bit of campaigning did the trick and everyone did vote for Romney. President Romney made good on his promise and dished out the cash. So we went on a shopping
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3eluded me for so long. Man, the things a guy had to do to get through baggage claim In ATL. Sheesh!
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3nuts roasting over an open fire. He glanced happily again at Santa's order for 30 million boxes of Brazil nuts to be delivered to the North Pole. Student loans could now be paid.
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1past the ends of my wig. I didn't panic, though, and calmly strolled over to the bucket of water, sat down, and extinquished the flames. Inspired by irony, I fired the bodyguard.
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1Nikki Minaj and Mariah Carey were both fired from the show and replaced by the Olsen twins because everyone knows that twins never fight. The ratings plummetted, but no one cared.
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6Etch-a-Sketch Land, where reality could be created with a nob twist here and a nob twist there. Those idiots in Silicon Valley thought they'd annialated Etch-a-Sketch Land years a
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3You should just try to overlook those small genetic defects. So what about that hairy wart growing out of his left nostril. Really, overall he's a good clone. Almost exactly
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2his dead weight on top of me. He'd said he'd "die to be with me" and now he was...dead, that is. I grinned and slithered back into the dark of the French Quarter, waiting.
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3Queen, er, King Arthur collects from the peasants?" The Cook of the Roundtable looked sheepishly down at the large platter of peanut butter sandwiches. The gay knight, Sir Joust,
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3the kind of sex hypnotists loved. My last thought was that I never should have volunteered to go up on that stage at the school assembly.
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5tomorrow happened yesterday. They were just too drunk to realize it. Ah, such are the times of our lives.
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4Amenable creatures that they are, the penguins simply shrugged, joined forces, and cheerily pummelled the bears all the way to Chicago. Gunter, pleased with their victory, crowned
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3Michelle Obama because it was the bloody head of an American girl doll. She ran screaming from the bedroom (the one Abe Lincoln liked) and the head followed. It was a sign!
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2Derek was in there! In our pantry! She handed me a can of organic black beans, so I invited her out to the kitchen to help us with the Spam Tacos. Pat, Bob, and I grinned at