Finished Folds (5681—5700)
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4the sauce kept jumping in front of his bus, presumably protesting how all those tourists exploited the sauceophibians, an endangered species in Scotland. He always tried to swerve
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2erupted into laughter and Catey sat up, pushing Eric's searching fingers off of her s'more smeared breast. What was that? she whispered. Eric knew darn well what "it" was and
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1Ms.. Marple refrained, but decided to pull the Scottsman's finger instead.
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5hy tenant's adam's apple. "I...I...." sputtered the terrified resident from 3D. "Spit it out, man!" the manager rasped eerily. "I...don't have health in...surance," the resident
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4he cackled. "I brought some cupcakes, though." I forgave him. We unpacked our gear and set up camp for the night, nibbling on our cupcakes and reminiscing about Wanda and how we'd
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3ulary. My brother-in-law belched, then turned to the chubby woman to his left to see if she'd left any dessert for him. A crumb of the tiramisu clung to her chin and that was all
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4Old Whistler blew his favorite note...a B flat. Responding to the signal, the count did indeed appear and asked Old Whistler what took him so long to come down. Hells bells, that
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5June 15, 1961. The clerks behind the Woolworth's counter eyed us suspiciously as we explained that the pinhole camera was defective and asked for a set of slingshots instead. The
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5Everything Cmdr. Antpi contended with that awful day swirled around his consciousness as he entered the solar tunnel, gratified that he could make out the faint scent of meatloaf.
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4whimpered. Among the dumbstruck men, only Lloyd hobbled to her rescue, bringing Bactine to disinfect her wounds. As he bent to pick up her torn dress, he tripped over a log and
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6Next, they'd torched the Urban Outfitter's headquarters located, oddly enough, in Paint Lick, Kentucky. Heidi Klum was his idol and so when he spotted her (sans Seal), he'd leaped
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4This is the greatest love story ever told. It began when he'd become intrigued by the quirky way
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4I furthermore realized that if it was tomorrow, I'd missed my doctor's appointment. I wheeled back around, hoping to re-enter yesterday, 'cause I really needed my meds. Phew! It
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3leaped into the man's car and sped away, away, awwwaaaay from him. What's this? He pushed a button and blue lights began flashing and a reaaallly loud siren started up. He'd esc
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3The game show host stood there, scowling at him until it had dawned on Gabe that his Tourette's syndrome had probably kicked in on live TV. Ooops, he thought as he shouted out the
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2triangle,...no easy feat for the circle of tiddlywinks. Tramping down the corn field was the only way they knew to win. They swayed this way and that, avoiding
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3mawwwed in the pasture of his sick mind. He pretended to work, just like everyone else who was sitting around typing nonsense. Being a character in one of Stephen King's novel wa
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5You see, Adrienne went through menopause and that had sent Rambo right over the edge. A pity, really...although Rambo did look ruggedly handsome in his Taliban gear. Adrienne
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2their namebrand "Aliens." Only the cool kids could afford Aliens and Seagram's. I turned away from insular teenage alcoholics who would someday realize
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2The beggar's guitar began to gently weep. George felt bad about stealing the beggar's audience and he stopped playing to allow the crowd to return. As George listened, he was ins