Finished Folds (5681—5700)
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3the kind of sex hypnotists loved. My last thought was that I never should have volunteered to go up on that stage at the school assembly.
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5tomorrow happened yesterday. They were just too drunk to realize it. Ah, such are the times of our lives.
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4Amenable creatures that they are, the penguins simply shrugged, joined forces, and cheerily pummelled the bears all the way to Chicago. Gunter, pleased with their victory, crowned
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3Michelle Obama because it was the bloody head of an American girl doll. She ran screaming from the bedroom (the one Abe Lincoln liked) and the head followed. It was a sign!
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2Derek was in there! In our pantry! She handed me a can of organic black beans, so I invited her out to the kitchen to help us with the Spam Tacos. Pat, Bob, and I grinned at
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7She heard steps coming down the hall to her bedroom. The door creaked open and she saw the boots. Nancy Sinatra's warning rang wildly through her her mind.
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4the sauce kept jumping in front of his bus, presumably protesting how all those tourists exploited the sauceophibians, an endangered species in Scotland. He always tried to swerve
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2erupted into laughter and Catey sat up, pushing Eric's searching fingers off of her s'more smeared breast. What was that? she whispered. Eric knew darn well what "it" was and
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1Ms.. Marple refrained, but decided to pull the Scottsman's finger instead.
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5hy tenant's adam's apple. "I...I...." sputtered the terrified resident from 3D. "Spit it out, man!" the manager rasped eerily. "I...don't have health in...surance," the resident
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4he cackled. "I brought some cupcakes, though." I forgave him. We unpacked our gear and set up camp for the night, nibbling on our cupcakes and reminiscing about Wanda and how we'd
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3ulary. My brother-in-law belched, then turned to the chubby woman to his left to see if she'd left any dessert for him. A crumb of the tiramisu clung to her chin and that was all
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4Old Whistler blew his favorite note...a B flat. Responding to the signal, the count did indeed appear and asked Old Whistler what took him so long to come down. Hells bells, that
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5June 15, 1961. The clerks behind the Woolworth's counter eyed us suspiciously as we explained that the pinhole camera was defective and asked for a set of slingshots instead. The
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5Everything Cmdr. Antpi contended with that awful day swirled around his consciousness as he entered the solar tunnel, gratified that he could make out the faint scent of meatloaf.
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4whimpered. Among the dumbstruck men, only Lloyd hobbled to her rescue, bringing Bactine to disinfect her wounds. As he bent to pick up her torn dress, he tripped over a log and
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6Next, they'd torched the Urban Outfitter's headquarters located, oddly enough, in Paint Lick, Kentucky. Heidi Klum was his idol and so when he spotted her (sans Seal), he'd leaped
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4This is the greatest love story ever told. It began when he'd become intrigued by the quirky way
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4I furthermore realized that if it was tomorrow, I'd missed my doctor's appointment. I wheeled back around, hoping to re-enter yesterday, 'cause I really needed my meds. Phew! It
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3leaped into the man's car and sped away, away, awwwaaaay from him. What's this? He pushed a button and blue lights began flashing and a reaaallly loud siren started up. He'd esc