Finished Folds (621—640)
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1Ursula took her reading glasses off &peered closely at Gudrun. "I shall never marry you. You disgust me." The truth surprised even her. Yet here she was, in the autumn of her life,
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8laugh like a hyena in heat! And since laughter is the best medicine, I'm happy to report that the "fix" I get from FoldingStory is entirely legal. Rebbie hung his head modestly.
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3him speak them out loud, she had major doubts. Ursula took her reading glasses & peered closely at Gudrun. "I shall never marry you. You disgust me." The truth surprised even her.
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7the most fabulous cuisine I'd ever sampled, but the company was delicious!
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4a bit of a problem. "Aw, screw it!" I said to Squawkers, who appeared quite dejected. "Here. Forget about Nona! Have a beer with me & let's watch the pigeons." Birds of a feather.
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5dig my own bejeweled acrylic nails into Bob's head & remove the knob myself. "Hold still!" I hissed, as I clenched Bob's head between my knees like a vice. To his credit, Bob
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10y Space Patrol uniform, and this lamp. And this ashtray. That's it. Nothing else do I need but this astral grappling hook, a Shiny Patrol uniform, this lamp, and this ashtray. And
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7feeling out of place, uncomfortable with this entire situation. "No-ooo thank you, Your Majesty," I stammered. "I don't wanna toss." Deafening silence filled the hall. Alfred
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6Secretly,I was pleased with these fascinating outcomes. I'd always thought my hands were a tad too large &my favorite color is...you guessed it...PINK! I swallowed more tea, hoping
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3tickled himself to sleep, the thought lingering in his little furry brain with sweet memories of his home...a place called Sesame Street.
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8ing. When he awoke, Jesus was standing beside him, holding an ice pack. "Lo, I am with you always," Jesus said. "But you gotta stop getting yourself in these situations!"
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7had a policy for that & called my agent. "Dudley,I need to make a claim on my mutant octopus policy. Yeah, send an adjustor over!" Shelley glared at me. I laughed in her ugly face.
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5Of course, I don't remember the details. It was my birth day. But I never asked to be born. I'd wanted to stay inside, where it was warm & cozy. But they forcepted me, & I'm here.
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3he got a text: "Meet me in 15 at the stone bridge. We need to talk." He didn't recognize the number. "This could be interesting," he thought. He should have remembered that
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2He woke up in a dark room...tied down...the fake teenagers surrounding him...surly, scowling. He tried to speak. He tried to sing. "I can't ...get nooo...satis...satisfaction..."
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4at snacktime. I just sit there, staring at whatever chips or pretzels are on my plate, my hand pale and flaccid. I am too young for this. Even Cheez-Whiz doesn't help. It's awful.
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4d, but oops! Her ukulele slipped and BOING she bounced off the side of the dumpster, BOING across the street onto a lightpost BOING and BOINGBOINGBOING until she was outta site!
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3the...OMG...as I turned the corner I now saw what it was! Uh, wait... I took a step closer. The stench! OMG, the STENCH! No, it couldn't be!! It wasn't...UGH! I needed a picture!
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3in the middle if the spam, tactile pleasures running up &down her entire arm. Janine groaned. Spam. Few understand Spam as an aphrodisiac. Janine did...& she was about to show Bob.
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5"Tell me the truth now," his mum asked. "Did you eat all the biscuits? Hmm? Did you??" "No," he lied. "I certainly did not eat all the biscuits. HE did!" and pointed to the dog.