Finished Folds (601—620)
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7feeling rather neglected, especially next to Carrot Stick and Broccoli Floret, who always seemed to be chosen over me. I, Cauli Flower ( as I was now known), yearned for
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7Maybelle giggled, delighted by the flirtatious octogenarian. She purposefully let him wheel past her so he could block the door to the craft room. "I gotcha!" he growled, reaching
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6Because I bought these incredible auto-dancing shoes on QVC! Watch this! I just press this button here & voila! I can tango! And then when I push THIS button, I can
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5etc, etc, etc. I, for one was sick of it. I shoved a banana creme pie in Sophia's face to lighten the mood. For once Sophia was quiet. At the time,I didn't realize she was allergic
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9! The bullet holes were pepperoni! Suddenly I was hungry. Snoopy & I hopped off the roof of his doghouse, went inside, & ordered Dominoes. Good grief, what a day!
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8And it was unfortunate, as folding stories kept plenty of alcoholics from going out on Saturday nights to imbibe. Dr. Drinkingstein begged the Foldsters, "Please! Your friends need
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6...& quickly she did act! The cow? No, PAM MUSTARD! That Pam, what a gal! The cow couldn't help but admire Pam's ambition, for she milked it for all it was worth. Udderly amazing!!
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2Right then, a shrimp boat came by & scooped up the sea monkey in its net, much to Det. Manatee's wry & detached amusement. "THIS IS NOT OVER, MON! I'LL BE BACK, MANATEE!"
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6orak and, truthfully, I did have a czechered past. I launched into "Bohemiam Rhapsody" & everyone joined in, making light of the odd moment. Weirdos, all of us.
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1ger -- far stranger -- than your REAL biological father!" 'Gee, thanks Mom. I appreciate you saying that," her son replied as he got into his car, shut the door & drove far away.
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10been fine if I hadn't recognized the lead head-banger: my AUNT VALETTA! I always knew she could sing, but I didn't know she could scream! Black leather does not become her.
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6"Um...so, I need to tell you that consuming raw or undercooked meats may increase your risk for food-borne illnesses," the waiter stammered. "You want your steak, um, totally raw?"
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5to finish it once & for all. Then I promise we'll all go to Dairy Queen for ice cream!" "Okey-dokey!" shouted Jr., readying himself for nuclear war. Walrus Barbus Sr. scuttled up
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5I am once again thankful for my habit of wearing flame retardant footie pajamas. I swirled around in the lava as if it was a mere hot tub. I would surprise that savage who tried to
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2stood alone in the moonlight, waiting for forever, with "Little Red Corvette" playing in the background, a sad ending to what started off as a decent party. Regrets tomorrow.
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10at Kingdom Come Parochial School, and I was having sinful thoughts about her. Joy, to the world, was all light & innocence, which made me want her even more. "Joy!" I called, "
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5t under her fat ass, tickled her fancy, & only then did she move off of her husband's semi-blue face. (Counseling is not for the faint of heart.) As soon as he could breathe again,
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11l MAN!" Oops! Insecurity Woman clapped his hands over his mouth. His secret was finally out. Everyone had "a moment" &hugged. He finally felt...just fine.
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10picked a gigantic boogie out of his nose & wiped it on LucieLucie's designer jeans, ignoring the Purple Prof completely. "LL, what is a Cleveland steamer?" LL poked Jimbeau in the
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7attitude of one who's been through such trials many times before and did the only thing she knew how: bake soft molasses cookies, sit down with a nice cuppa, & a handful of Valium.