Finished Folds (701—720)
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5In my last moment, I embraced the Truth...and smiled, knowing my pain was now forever over.
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4. Except that the men continued to regress & sometime during the 11th year the men regressed to infancy again. Of course the women in the office carried on as usual. Nothing had
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2I would do such a thing?" Passively, I unleashed my fury by scratching my left ear, signaling my henchman to take care of idiot Pippin. I, Gandalf, tolerated no such nonsense.
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4"BEEP BEEP!" A cloud of dust swirled around the Kraken. But when Kraken's vision cleared, he saw nothing but a little blue box sitting on a rock beside him. The tag read: OPEN ME.
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7ow, you know. She reminded me a bit of Farrah Faucet and although she could often damper my ego, Iittle ripples swam up & down my spine when she smiled. She made me moist. She
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4the commotion, but did nothing, as he was busy playing his favorite online game. The next morning, Frieda the custodian arrived and opened the door to her supply clo----BOOOOOMM!!!
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3"SHUT YER YAPPER!" Mom, er, Dad growled. She carefully applied lipstick. "GAWD AWFUL!" I retorted, once I got over the initial shock. "Doesn't go with plaid flannel!"
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1l. The metal arms shoved Frankie's head into the garbage disposal & flipped the switch.Little bits of skull, blood, and brain splattered out while she threw back her head & laughed
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2They spiked it with bourbon! I got drunk with the faeries in the little house & we partied like it was 1999. We all got naked & jumped in the pool, only the faeries couldn't swim.
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8know what you're talking about and...I don't like needles. Get away from me! GET AWAY!" Max screamed as the needle plunged into his arm. He awoke 3 days later. He was a woman.
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2for a suitcase. You're brown. You're sorta square. You got handles. Go ahead! Hop on the baggage claim conveyor belt and see what happens!" Dogen scowled, but I could tell he was
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6I admit now that it was the gunslinger's sexy mustache that really did it more than anything. Wrongly I assumed that even if I never located the buried treasure, at least I had
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3Plucky as I was as a fruitarian, I realized I'd have to use my melons to get to the places I needed to go. The first car came along & I flashed my pink flesh. Screeching to a halt,
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5knew all along he was the real Ziggy Stardust! Martian spiders greeted his entrance into orbit while moonbeams backlit his ascent to the heavens. His fans faded off in the distance
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3the lip synchers, which everyone on Earth witnessed at Times Square. Still, she was the First Lady of 90s pop & could do whatever she pleased, which in turn, pleased the Overlord.
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5to combust right there in front of everyone. No one else objected& so they were married in a radiant ceremony with much love & laughter, living happily ever after!
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4Fingerling got (s)mashed over in the corner on vodka cocktails. Ghostwriter Hand paid little attention as they carried on& practiced their spanking techniques. Rosy Palm finally
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5cactus, a tight smile on his face. Ah yes, old Uncle Bob...a genuine cowboy & a gentleman. Once he lassoed what he thought was a wild boar in a touch. Turned out it was Aunt JoJo.
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3She began sensing my "commitment" quite quickly...and nervously. A quick trip to the grocery & I was all like "HI!" At the gym: "Well, helloo again!" In her closet: "SURPRISE!"
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3was the culprit, I found out when I came to. That dirty, rotten, son-of-a-biscuit! He could have easily grabbed his own nuts instead of mine!