Finished Folds (681—700)
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5guilt once plagued me, but no more! Do you hear me?? NO MORE! You had your way with me & now I am the one who feels indifferent! I could not care less! I am beyond indifferent!
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5crotch provided! Proudly he strolled bowlegged down the lane, whistling merrily, enjoying the tight, compact cupping sensation while old Mrs. Garbanzo stared, lost in her memories.
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3y in his tumbley for at least three hours. Rocktard's mouth watered at the sight, but before he could dig in, he had to say grace. "Bless me & this lamb stew, Lord, & and keep me
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2And thus, the term "woody" was born. The tree expanded further & faster, demolishing the entire neighborhood, while he was caught up in its branches, lifted higher & higher until
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3stared at the lone whisker growing out of the mole on her double-chin. That & the hairnet did it for the zombies! They couldn't devour she who had snuck extra cookies to them back
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6and walked away quickly. There. His conscience was clean. Now there was just one last little task: assassinate the assassin. He fingered the poisoned yo-yo in his pocket.
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6any make-up.Oh, maybe a touch of mascara & a bit of eyeliner, but with the big wooly beard, lip gloss was out of the question. Yes, a complete makeover was in order. "Wait!" he
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3, Stanley said, as he wrestled the giant squid to the floor. He so enjoyed unusual dates & this one was turning out to be a-mazing ! "Ready!" he replied, and when the tiny Asian
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2"Ahem," I interrupted. "Have you considered tempering your anger with chocolate? Here. Have some of mine." I held my box out, hoping this would smoothe over the problem.
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6ly-feelings he recalled when he realized that he, a male llama, could be and was (thoroughly) milked. Much like you, who actually read to the end of this story.
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5The instant stares John garnered as he strode confidently into the board room proved his decision to wear invisible clothing that day to be the right one. "Morning!" he gushed, &
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5flim-flammed his banana. Looper hammered Hoobler & demanded his yammering groobling to stop. "Naw," Hoobler haw-hawed. "Not until you hum Hedda's hoo-haw out the door!" When Hedda
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5, ironically, so that they could down-size accordingly. "Living small will be great for us!" gushed Alice, as she swallowed 5 pills & held out her hand. "Here, take yours!" David
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4Same with crop circles & the Loch Ness monster...just messin' with our minds. I do think Sasquatch is for real, though. I know because I am he.
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5, woodn't you say? So I went way out on a limb & extracted every last splinter from every single one of 'em, head to toe. Now they won't leaf me alone! And I? I am board.
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4, but of course he did not rise to the opportunity.Sighing, I came to a conclusion: the prince must die. His baby sister was already showing signs of great leadership. She would be
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5better; "Turn the Bee-t Around" created quite a buzz & honey, let me tell you - suddenly, I was quite famous! But not to drone on too long here, my next album featured Pollenesian
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4It seemed that Odonimous & Orindilla were destined to be star-crossed lovers, because just as they were getting cozy, Janus (Odonimous' girlfriend from the last light year) showed
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3mustard-laden mustache, grunted & farted, adding to the environmental malodorodity. "If ya can't beat 'em," the Chief replied, "Join 'em." BLLLLRRRRTTTT!!!
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4even further& although the mighty lion sleeps tonight, I will protect you. Hush, my darlin'. Don't fear, my darlin'. The lion sleeps tonight. Aweem-aweh, Aween-aweh, Aweem-awee...