Finished Folds (781—800)
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1I'm praying for myself, but also for my nation. We be great again, but we're living in sin. No trumped up claim, Imma votin' for the dame. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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5ter? What in God's name are you talking about?" I retorted, whipping my red sweater off my body and into the crowd. "Ooooo! Ahhhh!" murmured the titillated crowd. The paparazzi
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5beans &rice recipe. Rumor has it that a single bowl of Joe's magic beans & rice meant that you'd never be hungry ever, ever again. Dedicated to eradicating world hunger, she
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3But in the end (pun intended), it didn't matter. You know why? 'Cause fat-bottomed girls, they make the rockin' world go 'round! Pass the Frappuccino!
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2make waffles. Yeah! That'd be so much better. So, we shut the door to reality, got naked, drank wine, and ate waffles to our hearts content.
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3It was sad, really, for Thistleplums was unpleasant because he'd been abused when he was but a wee bud, & now...now...sniff...he was being BULLIED! Thistleplums needed therapy.
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4I offered Old Bill a hundred dollars if he could make my horse squat. "But you have to be sitting on him when he squats," I added. I didn't like Old Bill, obviously, but I knew
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4No one will know the One True Answer, except for me...unless...you guess the secret magic word. What is it?? Tell me! Tell me NOW!
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3both to snatch it! But (as usual) Jesus knew what was up. "SVEN!" He called. "Why dost thou persecute me? Rise & follow ME instead!" "Aw, heck!" Sven muttered. He became the 13th.
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5The prince sat glumly in his cell. It was hard dating a bi-polar princess. "You need help," he said to her gently. "Here. Call Dr. Fistula." She stepped closer to his outstretched
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3I sighed and pulled out my stash of Doritos. "OK, now cut the crap. Eat and eat quickly, so we can get on with things." Sighing, I wondered for the millionth time why I was stuck
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4, I could have sworn she whispered in my ear: "I lied when I promised 'unto death do us part'. I shall remain your wife...forever." Her ghostly hand caressed my hand & I shivered.
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3nse was ambiguously mysterious, which left me curious. I should have remembered that curiosity killed the cat. Now it's too late. RIP, Kitty.
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3bit her and she died right there. As the spider skedaddled away, there was but one lingering question: What of the toad? Aunt Valetta closed the storybook & kissed me goodnight
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5. Flattered, I invited Yogi to sit down and join me in a big bowl of yogurt. YoYo Ma was playing in the background. The situation was turning around nicely. "Where's BooBoo?"
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5FOLD. I folded. I folded my cards. I folded my laundry. I folded my fan. I folded my body into my tiny car & drove off into the sunset, never to return. I lost everything in Vegas
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4remnants of the meat dress that Lady Gaga once wore, only now it was putrid and covered with maggots. General Custer didn't seem to mind, as luscious Lindy Larue spoiled in the sun
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4the Garden on Eden. It was paradise! Flitting from flower to flower, my wings dried under the perfect sun. It was then that I first saw Eve, a flower in her own right. I lighted on
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5REAL name's not Juan Jose Santiago Diego Schmitterstein! I tore off my jacket to reveal my superpower tights & shot off into the sky, determined. (Tune in next week for Episode 2.)
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3lifetimes, but it was no biggie. Dr. Zed had three more lives left. Being a kitty OB-GYN was not for the faint-hearted. MEOWZA!!