Finished Folds (761—780)
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3optical illusion embedded in Fold # 1. Do you see it now?The problem these days is that people *think* they see & understand. Take Joe Walsh, for instance. He is not what he seems.
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4embouchure because, as you can see, I really have no lips." The interviewer peered closely. Sure enough. "I should have listened to my mother. She wanted me to be a ballerina."
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4They silently gazed on the symbol of their relationship: endless & relentless. Hours later, he looked over at her, finally ready for the truth. But her eyes had closed...forever.
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4But he did have the number 666 etched on his forehead. The 7th Seal was about to be broken. So, on the 8th Day of Christmas he scratched out his 9th, and final message: Hang Ten.
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5no comments around the listening circle. No one knew how to respond. Not even our therapist. "Well, alrighty then!" she finally chirped. "Who wants to share their story next?"
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1remember that the original name for The Rolling Stones was, in fact, The Rolling Ows, undoubtedly the greatest ow band in ow-and-roll history.
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4's ensuing demise, they scooped all they could, then sat down to eat in uncomfortable silence. Grandma's bodily fluids seeped slowly towards them, but they just kept eating. "So,
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4Road-crossing is more strenuous than one would think. He decided he needed something stronger, so the chicken walked into a bar & the bartender said, "Sorry. We don't serve poultry
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3three-headed dog on the bowling team. "In what way is this not fair," Murray reasoned with them. "It's not like Cerebus is known for his bowling skills. He is our mascot!" Cerebus
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3space for the new shipment coming in on Saturday. The abundance meant only one thing: a BOGO sale on frozen "meat" this week at Madame Wong's Emporium. "Hung yung & taste fresh!"
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2, which, compared to Fluffletop's Sour Grapes Tart looked scrumptious. It was time for the judges taste. The Hill was smug, sure that her Veto Meringue would win, but Fluffletops
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6good because Jerry, an innocent bystander of the Chernobyl incident, had an abundance of berries growing where none had ever grown before. Jerry's Berries were radioactive!
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3& into the frying pan. Popeye 's maniacal laugh was ugly, but not as ugly as Chef Boyardee's now blackened body. The stench of burnt pasta filled the air, as Chef Boyardee screamed
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6"Uhmmm...yes," I whispered to myself. I peered into the cracked mirror and didn't like what I saw. I heard Nurse Ratched approaching my door. Today I would have soup.
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9eyetooth inlay. "Ah, ye have excellent taste, lad," a dark voice spoke from the corner of the shop. "That wand ye're holdin' once belonged to..." "How much?" the boy interrupted.
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3She was also the mother of invention. By recycling dirty diapers, animal crackers, safety pins, & Little Golden Books, she developed the very first AI bot babysitter: Juanita.
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3Agony Aunt smiled at the postmaster, enjoying the thought that he could smell her.
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3more you can do but get bit parts in horror movies. At this point, it didn't matter to her anyway. It wasn't just her acting career. Her entire life was one big Stephen King novel.
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2Just then a scary goblin sneaked up & grabbed her around the ankles. "Urine trouble," it hissed as she was dragged away into a manhole.
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4I listened, understanding the music of my present past. It was our song playing over the waves of memories. That's when I looked up...and saw my future jogging down the beach.