Finished Folds (921—940)
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6clop nonchalantly out of town as if nothing out of the ordinary just happened. And finally, Step 15: Return a decade later to retrieve the cash, move to Cayman, & laugh!
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3Perhaps it had something to do with his dark skin and chocolate eyes, as compared (she realized) to her own Nordic features. Mama tried to remember his birth, but somehow the
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2That's when it happened. I won't go into details, but suffice to say there was nothing left but a bit of pulp on the road. It was lovely while it lasted.
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2Green steam blew out of Sam's ears. "Look here, you little punk! You've gonna try 'em & you're gonna like 'em. I'm sick & tired of your obstinance! Now EAT!" Sam-I-Am shoved my
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3the tenure committee & subsequently lost his professorship at Oxford. Dr. Noodle was, you see, ahead of his time & therefore misunderstood. Disillusioned with academia, Dr. Moodle
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4rewrite your folds so they make total sense. 12. Disassemble. 13. Reassemble. 14. Have a beer. 15. Reinsert mind probe, place helmet on head. 16. Get in. 17. Push red START button.
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0and then...a surge of adrenaline coursed through his body and heard a little voice in his head say "This is your destiny!" Peace descended and... HE WON!!!
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6She did, 30 years later, at the supermarket. At first, she wasn't sure it was her, she'd gained so much weight. Their eyes met across the display of kumquats. Yes, it was her!
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6tour for dessert. It, too, was unsatisfying, to no one's surprise. Then the heavens opened and purple rain came pouring down, finally filling the sinkhole. True story...
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3Moments later, aliens broke down the front door and carried him off into the woods, devouring every last hair.
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4a scrumptious, yet precarious ride. But when thousands of dead anchovies floated to the surface, I'd had seen enough. The river was polluted. I called Erin Brokovich immediately.
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2were more than that, but their young love was not yet realized. "Owe me a Coke" whispered Bunny Rabbot.
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3Of course it wasn't long before Madame Wong did find out. "Ewo not so cun-ning!" sputtered Madame Wong. "I seend my beeg maan to keel Ewo, see?" She slapped her silk fan against
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4got sauced every night. Coincidentally, I married his daughter Semolina two years later in Italy under the Tuscan sun. No one saw that one coming.
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6-att...-att... Everything went black. I woke up at the bottom of the stair with Curious George fanning me with a banana peel. His cute little brown eyes seemed to say "I'm sorry."
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5Clearly we had much in common. This by far was the best blind date I'd ever been on!
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0r than folding socks, we all agreed after sitting down & hashing over the strange events they'd experienced. Personally, I'd rather fold stories than just about anything else!
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1They went on like this for hours. At first it was sorta amusing,but in time I just felt like throttling them both. There are more important things in this world. Like KrispyKreme.
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3falsely accuse him of sexual harassment & get him fired. Maybe later. Right now, I had to earn a paycheck, or risk getting shipped back to Siberia. I hustled my a$$ off for 6 weeks
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2I knew he understood me, though. His intelligent eyes followed them as they waddled past, oblivious of the impending danger right around the corner. I just sat back to watch