Finished Folds (901—920)
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3It was something to consider, I thought. I made myself a martini and sat out on the deck to weigh the pros & cons of owning a chinchilla. PROS:
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4"Free at last! Free at last!" his mother muttered beneath her breath as she sped away from the school. "Thank Gawd a'mighty, I'm free at last!" She immediately felt guilty. Kids
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1But then...sssssppppp uuuuttututututuuuututtuuu.....errerewewew.....woooooooowheeeeeee! And suddenly they were soaring through the clouds, off to complete their mission!
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5And yet, there was no moral end. It's not like folding stories have moral ends at all. Well, maybe one.
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5"Mmmmmm," cried Lady M while Tigger bounced out of the room. Chris slipped into a dressing room amidst all the commotion, but OOPS. He interrupted Hecate, who was
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4dance to mimic the movement of the tassle. The lady laughed out loud & I imagined what her smile must look like under the heavy burqa. "I'll take 10!" she said, to my surprise.
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3she reported me to the medical board & I lost my license. No biggie. I could always fall back on my secondary career: a circus clown. They called me Dr. Giggles.
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3bar-b-qued butt hanging out the oven door. "Hansel!" they cried, bereft. Juicy bits of fatty flesh were covered with the sauce & their mouths watered against their will.
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2who, as a rule avoided canine festivals. When the fetching bitches showed up, though, the place went doggone wild! Man, that festival was a howling success. Like, spot on!
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2"This story sucks and you stink," said Fat Tommy. "Read me a-nudder one!" Brat. I hated babysitting this kid. I smiled sweetly at his chubby,sweaty face & turned out the light.
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2"That's what I love most about you," I said, wiping my mouth on my sleeve. "You always manage to come out with some witty positive statement." She completely missed my sarcasm.
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4ow Tim Whipple understood fish. He was The Fish Whisperer. And they whispered back. Often, when the PetSmart manager had a meeting, Tim Whipple would be instead listening to
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11Puzzled, I scratched my groin in dismay. This discrepancy I discovered in the Mayan calendar meant that my calculations for the apocalypse were way off. "Holy Schnikes!" I thought.
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3"experience" the book by actually eating the "chocolate" pie. The Daryls volunteered to make a few of the pies for the book club, following the recipe described in "The Help".
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1government raised taxes once again, rendering everyone practically penniless. The former middle class migrated in wagons to Canada. And that's how Japan actually won WWII.
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5"Wait! It's not what you think!" he blubbered. "NO! Don't leave! I can explain...all of...this." But she was gone, and with her, any dream of happiness he ever had. W...T...F...
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3ge of Aquarius enthusiasts showed up, demanding to know when the moon would be in the 7th house & Jupiter would align with Mars. Professor Wacawany had the answer. "Precisely on
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3he go on this way & still be so clueless, she wondered. In the end, she chose brawn over brains, much to her mother's chagrin. They married & lived happily ever after...at the gym.
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4inner jazz musician caught the rhythm with each stomp. He forgot all about the germs and drifted off to Preservation Hall to join up with da boyz.
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2a flake, but somehow he managed to get his picture on cereal boxes everywhere. But that's another story for another day. Hail, King Noongar!