Finished Folds (201—220)
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3I turned heads, didn't matter gender or species. I could dance like a crazed razor back and chug like a train. In the morning I didn't remember much but everyone bow as I passed by
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6my vibrato was fantástico. So no longer in limbo I climbed in the lime green limo. I signed a contract with Jimbo. "Dimelo," asked a fellow singer who played the cello. "Why have
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6peered in expecting to see a male courting display instead it seemed to be triggered by the woman saying, "Awe you helped with the dishes." or ended with "I have a head ache."
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6I mastered that greeting in half a heartbeat. I soon discovered I could do any thing Wartbores could. Then the Wartbore chief reveled to me that I was a wartbore who'd been adopte
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6slathered slices of white bread." The scientist did so and then took a lunch break. While they had Indian food. The janitor had the experimental jellied bread. The results were
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5nurses would line up to touch the velvety mane. Mjölnir was never cured but became the sanitarium pet. He cured many a patient with just a few strokes through his lustrous locks.
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5They just took in in stride. "Well the least you could do is make sure it's fresh humans we're eating!" The waiter blushed, "Regulations, all people must cure for at least two week
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2If only I could die. If only I could descend into the emptiness of nothing. Then I wouldn't have to listen to my boss talk about the 3 hour procedure of draining his butt pimple.
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1out my secret weapon. I dialed Dr. Goodfeel. "I'm not capable of satisfaction any more." "Nonsense," He chuckled. All you need is a good sex fast. No less than 2 years. Then come s
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3woke groggy what had he done to her. She felt for her organs. All there. She checked for her stocks and bonds. All there. But where were the keys to the Maserati. Curse him! So she
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2He soon found himself surrendering legs in the air to a woman we'll call Lola. Sure she looked like a man and acted like one too but he wanted kids. Mr. Goompo was pregnant in no t
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5different romantic moods. Merlin winked at me. "All night I will wait for you lips pursed and longing in my heart," Khan continued. I was dizzy was it the lamp smoke or was it
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7yeilded him to a more rustic kind of lover. The women he played Lancelot with were all hearty milk maids. The armor rusted because they loved dumping milk over the tweed waterbed.
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9ng effigies of foreigners who had long passed us by. Now if only we knew where they'd gone and why they took free enterprise in such a horrible direction. I demand better healthcar
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6lost again. Since when'd you think you're a Doctor?" "Since I took up part time work for Dr. Goodfeel Drinkenstein." That doesn't make you a doctor the boys chided. But the Cherub
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5He'd been framed and the true illegal whittler had gotten away scott free. As he rounded the bend the wooden cops on his tail. A fire broke out between them. Flaming Jon to the res
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6"A new secret ingredient for my bomb. Here Aunt Lucy ride this current bomb down with me while we end the world." "You loon!" She shouted and snapped her dentures onto his arse.
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4But in the night the bovines came to life and stole all the cheese and stuffed it into the furniture and let it rot. This is for all the years humans have stolen our babies' food.
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5But the glue was getting to him and he added the tax incorrectly. That'll be $1999.00. The fumes had filled the room so the old man paid. But then the IRS came and took the money.
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3m a virgin for eternity and his seed will shrivel up and his mean old dad will never become a grandfather. Then again Lucy did have luscious thighs. Maybe Phil did need game.