Finished Folds (221—240)
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2was going to stop her cheese was on the line and Brain's plan was just as sweet to him. Pinky descended to the vents beneath the desk ignoring the all the bullies. She opened the
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5All the times he'd risen to the top or scuffed along the edges. He finally admitted he couldn't let the picture go. The move to Antarctica was difficult but science needed him.
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8How'd I get stuck with Trudge, the grudge for prom? oh yeah dad works for his old man. I wore a beautiful mint green chiffon gown with soft lacy straps. Trudge eyed me and said, "
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5D is for dumbass - who won't let you by E is for eggo - who'd let go F is for fart - just let it blow G is for goop -schools pass as food H is for hippie some rank shower free dude
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6I lifted my fanny tucked my tummy and lasered the heck out of my wrinkles til I looked like a smooth swollen beet. Now the only thing my yoga instructor COULD look at was my fake b
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6to recovering my furniture. Quit peeing on things." "This won't help you in our divorce. Fine then I get half of everything." he took out a chainsaw and cut everything in half.
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7but he just kept measuring sentences until he came to the end of the book. Then he leaped off the table and inched his way into a hole in the wall filled with encyclopedias.
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5the giant mothership. He washed it too hard one day the protection washed right off and while others laughed he was nuts the mothership came and took them all away.
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6that he wasn't " wow!" but his conscience had shrunk to the size of his morning wood and since he's digitized that would be none. Cricket sent him to tough camp to be re-carved.
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3silent blue wave drifting far from the shoreline. Finally a drunk nurse threw up on me. I was cure and in joy agree to marry the 600 lbs nurse. We have 2 kids and a dog name Hurk.
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5My howl was broken. What kind of werewolf was I? The pack had abandon me and, my own father hung his head in shame. Finally I moved to a hippy camp in the hills of West Virginia.
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5to the muttling vacationers. Then the day came when the alligators rebelled. They headed to deep waters and stalked nearby whaling vessels. Not only did they get free meal but rev
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5into parts of Anaheim. I watched all of Hollywood's elite washed away into the abyss of the Pacific ocean. All screaming they sunk into the depths cleaning out all the activism an
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3of tea in China. She corrected her elbow, "Tea in China is so passe we only buy tea from Botswana now." "I thought that was coffee?!" No get back to work on no tea at all." She hit
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5said, "Yes if you will oil my back with this erotic coconut oil in all my most hairy places." I thought it over. He wasn't exactly a wolf boy. "Ok, as long as we can be friends."
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3"Just making sure you eat your vegetables, honey." "How'd you lose your fingers?!" "The boat here to Korea capsized and a shark ate them."" Why are dressed like a man in prison?"
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4She was desperate to win. That's when it dawned on her. Granny wrestling! If she had depends so did her opponent. She pants her in under 10 seconds depends and all! New world champ
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5only lonely old Cootney Cody still ice sculpted. We fashionistas lived a life of felicity until the great blizzard of 2084. We had no way to escape. Power died and so did we but
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4the bacon impacted across the aisles and punctured a hole in one of the rear windows sending the plane into a turbulent sideways drift. We were headed toward the ground at 500 kno
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4understand the pain behind it though. My poor doggy couldn't bare to tell the world know he was dying. He'd gone off to the woods to die alone. I jumped in my Jeep and hightailed