Finished Folds (241—260)
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6ore. They were just flings. I, detective Betty Buoy, was hot on his trail. "You're late," He handed me a ring and some flowers. "After the hearing the judge is all ours." *blush*
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4next rat. It only mattered if I found a a way out of the maze and not just to the finish line. No I was going over the wall even if I had to use dead Fred's tiny rat body to do it.
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3was destine to parent the wife of MJ. The world caving in on his brain poor Elvis opted out. We all looked on as our tiny minds failed and our hearts wept. MJ was no Elvis.
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3holding my cramping crotch. I hopped a little to the left then to the right. Someone thought it was a interpretive dance display, they called a crowd. The library doors were clogg
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4deep insecurities about our shedding issues." Mr. Whiskers hung his head in shame. I dared a soft stroke under the chin. "There, there my friend all is well." The purring assured
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4the day trying to find that show. In the end we only managed to dial in Tokyo and listen to the French underground on old secret recordings. Made us want to batten down the hatches
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5found the super heavy traffic of rush hour in Seattle. Such a drag. 4 hours later I'd eaten all the stale sugar free gummy worms in my cubby and now I had to go. It was 96 degrees
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19I grew a new perspective. I now believed that I was a brain in a box where others are controlling not only what I experience but if I experienced it.
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5fun. Frank & Farly weren't into mortal fun. No, they went for cataclysmic events like tidal waves & earth quakes. Their specialty was disappearing continents like Atlantis.
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5lunch but instead secretly spit spit wads at the Pakinstani representative. But he caught the Mali diplomat red handed. Soon there were spit wads flying everywhere.
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4fiery hoop leaping contest. In the end like the highlander there can be only one. The last shriveled singed husk of a convict. He or she will win their freedom.
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6Aunt Myrtle has a wooden leg though. She took advantage of it and put a sedative in it. Now Fluffle and Kurly are sleeping peacefully while she whittles a new leg.
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5I was ready for anything I was so sloshed. I stood there with a smile on and nothing but a smile on. The missus commented on it. "Harold your honey bunches of oats are showing."
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4They are oil wrestling over the latest issues of Fairytail and one punch. Speaking of which Kiko crotch punched Haku and he is down for the count! Looks like while they were fighti
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4wanted to go a little nuts, he just bounced ff the rubber walls singing crazy tunes in his hug me jacket. When the doctors came in he turned it into a hug him jacket and ran out
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6After Binge watching every animated episode of MIB. He knew in himself he was being recruited. I wandered delusionaly down to 504 Battery Drive, New York City. "I'm here to join up
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4All in all they finally figured out how to cure a bacterial infection using only pineapple. And the best part is the cure tasted great even without a spoonful of sugar!
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4merse himself in toxic goop from a camel's butt again. So he flipped open his laser pen, cut a hole to the center of the Earth. Tipped it's axis and dumped all the bad guys in it.
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4Magilla patiently replied, "Just let it out bro, the years of punch holes, poor peeling paint jobs , scuffs and scrapes." Then came a sobbing hugged. "I feel better now."
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7Drunk as it should have made the poor foolish imp it didn't. Instead it made him more sober. The more the imp drank of the Jack Daniels the more he thought clearly. Until he was a