Finished Folds (401—420)
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5following me home with flowers and chocolates. It was embarrassing. I'd already refused it. It was making scenes serenading me at work and
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2shrieked at the mouse that had run up her leg into her lederhosen. She lived up to her name Pansy and ran in intergalactic circles trying to dislodge the dodgy bugger.
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11hot and heavy. The smoke pour out of that oven made the who room smell like heaven. It was so good that Mrs. Butterworth died of Turkey scent overload.
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11her new horned rhino body? The last of the lawn was munched to the dirt. Jenny was now too much to bare. I had to let her go. "Go be what you see yourself as. Go be free." As she
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2They came from all over the cosmos to washer their whitest whites & their brightest brights in all temperature Cheer! It was an explosion of color that formed a whole new universe.
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5My volcanic outrage bubbled over as I tried to get my zipper on my fly done up. But I caught my pee pee in it. I howled in pain. Going commando was a no no but these boxers gaped
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5became so frustrated from the tangled Christmas lights keeping her from grazing, she bit down hard on the cord and lit up just like the lights. The smell of burning wool and lamb
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6etc. He was awful but everyone was far too drunk to notice. They laughed through the whole act until the finale. A killer giant bunny was brought in with the petting zoo.
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6a coat. The extra inches kept her super warm. "Elaine," he crooned. "I love large women." She smiled, "I know but you gotta prove your love." "How?" "Through
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3dog chew collection?! How had Blanche known? He'd kept the puppy a secret for weeks hiding all evidence in the tool shed. Now she knew.
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6She found the forks under the front doorstep just in time. They had been stolen by a crow who loved shiny objects. The problem was they were covered in bird poop. Her poor party.
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6In The Navy! Whew! What a work out! Beth-Anne was exhausted. Seniors in chair jazzercise really got her motor running. She was only 25 but filled in for Mrs. McGurk as instructor
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5cooking pickled pigs feet in the old wash basin in the back yard.Everyone heard what was going on at my place and invited themselves over for the front loading washer party.
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3had declared that belly button lint, ear wax missiles were only to be used in an emergency or they could backfire. What was the major harm there, I thought? Then it happened
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5his fabulous wombat mustache and declared the marsupial ballet a fraud just like that fuzzy caterpillar crawling across his face. Reaching for the furry patch they gave it a hard t
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5of her bedazzled jean pockets had him full of ideas. Mostly about where he could take her later that night to get some free
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9ride home," she said. "Not to mention the alibi," I threw in a bit too saltily. "You need to lay off the alcohol Emily. This is an intervention. We will no longer tolerate
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5And they did. The baseball themed restaurant suffered great losses each time the employees went on strike. They were too stupid to know what the word meant in baseball. Peter
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9But Bobby and and Timmy were greatly impressed they too began combing over. The even shaved their 7 year old head's to do so. The issue though was the shine
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5become pregnant. Not the first male order boy toy to become thusly afflicted but, certainly the most famous. Troy was a famous