Finished Folds (481—500)
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4She was looking greedily at the funds in his bank account. "I thought you wanted blood," he said to the vampire lady. "I vant to suck your account dry," she smiled. "Then you."
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2it to grow hand free food. The automated system produced the cleanest most expensive food ever. It was sold to royals and proceeds donated to the scurvy foundation. "Oops our bad."
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7His financial advice and care led to a great fortune. The queen soon looked to you for tips on how to care for the crown jewels. Then knighted you and Mr. Gigabyte sirs bad boys.
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4lay there laughing. As we suspected the cops stated laughing gas was in the whoppie cushion. Why are we laugh though Bradon and Brandon? You are smiled the cops but your too high t
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4feast platter and that the Duck was the main course. Weird Al hung his head in shame of course Uncle Scrooge wouldn't serve roast duck. Oh well too late. He tiptoed out of the hous
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12and searching for a place to rain. No, no, maybe the lead character is the cloud. That's it and the dying sun ray is her lover. Which means the raindrops are tears. So sad. Enter
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4Seven places I wanted to go before the end of this short existence were, Mongolia, Basc, Cameroon, New Zealand, Greenland, Iceland, and, Antarctica. But it's ticking down the time
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3and off into the bushes. Big foot kept the rear guard. best buds since childhood. Bigfoot and I were great at getting out of a pickle or getting pickles. Which we sat and ate in t
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3inviting him. Why would we? He always got too drunk and hit on the girls only to throw up on them half way through his rendition of "My Way." We took the grounding it was easier.
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1Master Fu was strapped down. Orandilla began the shock therapy with pictures of shaved kittens & worked her way up to hairy boobed female models. Amazing Mast Fu was cured! Lucky!
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2I was willing to try anything. I'd spent a fortune on this tiny house in order to be self sustaining. I took the laxatives. The sh!tz were embarrassing and noisy. Alice's stunk l
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3Puppy Sitting!
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3you're not looking cool that's when hot Melody sees you. First Marvin the Nerd kicks his butt now Melody sees him on his ghostrider scooter. The Ghostrider was so
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1So he looked for the fuel valve to cut the sun's fuel supply off. Of course he didn't find it but he did get terrific tan and now all the girls thought he was hot. He was shocked w
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2his fiery eyes dry form all the crying. "All I want is a friend," he whined. Then he remembered, he's Satan. He could have a fiend. After all aren't those two things close enough
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4. The diamond shaped screech owl took this as a strange mating ritual. Hidden in the lumberjack's shirt it began to peck at his nipple and do unmentionable things to his side. He h
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5Shana-nana sang louder "Get a Job." My interview was going poorly. "I did my best!" The interviewer panicked visibly sweating. "My mother-in-law sent
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4hardly knew how to make cup o noodle. YouTube had sucked their souls out but what a ride it had been. The truth of reality began to force them to expand. They learned how to
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8My house wasn't on fire I was. I ran in circles. Then I remembered to stop drop and what was that last part. I tried crawl, squirm and cry like a baby. Luckily the neighbor saw me
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4perfect but peeing through a straw and eating crumbs might be problematic. So I called Hugo, the Italian. He would help me solve face my problem. He was a member of the