Finished Folds (241—260)
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3So he took a last drag on his cigarette, dropped into the gasoline and tequila lade urine pool and BAM!!! The smell of smoke, margarita, Shell Supreme 98, and an outhouse filled
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1nothing that can be understood by a sane person. The disjointed statements left me wondering whether
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3He thought about submitting his proposal in the form of a Magic 8 Ball. However, the
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0The sea of outmoded VHS tapes overcame the couple as they sank further and further down into the 90s film abyss (ironically including Abyss), until the Blockbuster manager
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2for Santa's newly acquired and troublesome penchant for reindeer flesh. Donner had been missing for weeks until Hermie found the carcass after a long day of teeth extractions
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1as a mailing address. There's nothing more upsetting than having your estranged spouse get access to your confidential mail from your divorce attorney.
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2be his brother and commit fratricide for failing to understand my brother's very recent incoherent comments.
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0bellowed homophobic epithets, like "Kate dresses like Gayle King" or "Julio is Anderson Cooper's artificially conceived love child."This Salvation Army bell ringer
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3he was released from the discount plastic surgery clinic. Really, his skin became clear, transparent. You could see the capillaries and subcutaneous fat deposits
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1he snuck back to his counter with the others never the wiser. Mr. Humpheries
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1the surface of the water. Down below the ocean seemed much more serene - the opposite of the tempest above. Fathoms
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0for directions to the freeway. Eric Estrada was always more than happy to
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1placed his malodorous members in the swill and beat it into a putrid froth. Speaking of putrid froth, the next season of Dancing With the Stars has booked Herve Villechese
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1pale ale to try first! Abe liked his beer hoppy and his women busty.
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0quite sure this has chicken stock in it, but mind you it's the low sodium kind. Fran always used low sodium - well ever since Archie's coronary.
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3incantations over the wine and host without regard to the portrait levitating overhead. Yes, it was Advent, but
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0I knew this inevitable day would come. Poppy, the ventriquist, hopped onto the stage
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0Simon Says game. It was quite a romantic setting for both of the firemen.
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3he would have thought that she was Tina Yothers. No this mother had a human head.
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2the bridge troll would have to troll for young trade bucks on his own time, not while he served as a toll collector for BART.