Finished Folds (21—40)
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0Imodium AD takes effect!" With that, Guy took the clothespin off his nose and exclaimed, "Where
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6Ad hominem grits can be quite tasty.
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6slowly in stark hunger. The irony was not lost on them.
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2"can't beat good barbeque!" With that, he grabbed a mega bib and commenced to eatin'.
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6edness kept her from seeing her girlfriend Marci (from Peanuts) judo-punch the Scooby zombie from attacking her ascot-wearing and stoner friends. That night, Marci became "sir."
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0"Instead, I'm watching 'Hot Tub Time Machine!!" With that, Purvis rolled into the fetal position and rocked back and forth.
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7AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................*breath*......AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (60 minute time elapse)
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0not sanction this unwanted invasion by her husband Farmer. There would be no more Farmer in this Dell. His "Farmville" would have to be played on some other iTorturing device.
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2from a place called "Malibu."
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2Trixie, the misshapen dachshund, was darling even though
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1Taking a page from the Pointer Sisters, Tabitha sauntered into the room and exclaimed,
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4Mavis never knew a yard sale she didn't like.
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3from a so-so Mr. Pibb.
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4blinded me with her muffin. Oedipus had nothing on her.
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1I was at ensuring that the ashey hump on my back had sufficient emollients applied. The personal lubricant would serve a convalescent rather than carnal purpose.
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4gimme back my bike!" The sulking six-year-old jostled his bike from Fred. Parker settled upon his revenge: Fred would no longer be welcome at the He-Man-Woman-Haters Club.
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3," the seraphim taunted. Jesus gazed at the water trap, levitating the ball to the surface, and used a 9-iron to score a birdie. At the clubhouse, Jesus turned water into beer.
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3out. The wee Littles that had been exterminated by the Orkin man were rolled up in toupes just as full-sized human murder victims were rolled up in area rugs. The Orkin man then
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2Pez! Typically, Pez is dispensed through the neck. However, these factory rodents would dispense these Pez pellets via
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4Nor did Dick know him. Well, actually Dick had known him. Dick had known him many, many times.