Finished Folds (221—240)
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1she listened listlessly to the Cadillacs' version of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, unaware of the serial killer, who
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1in his half-spent caffeinated stupor in placating the Starbucks holiday customers. No, the gingerbread, half-calf, vente, skinny latte would
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3putting hummingbird eggs in a jumbo egg carton, I mean why bother. The waif
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3to challenge him in zombie arm wrestling - winner takes brain. The zombie would use his dominant hand, but would voluntarily
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0including: Cielo!; CPAPrika; and, Air Guitar Hero Sub Shoppe. Sandi had become quite thin after religiously following the Air Diet, when
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1were exiting the Disneyland Haunted Mansion after the crystal-ball-beheaded medium had
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3as her brother played an NFL-worthy bout of footsie with her husband. Just then, Vic Dimone broke out in a rendition of Christmas in San Francisco, when
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3old woman. She had a bed bug infestation back in '53, but her exterminator had remedied that along with her
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4while pantomiming a tired Marcel Marceau routine. Having used all francophonic words available in his vocabulary, Guido then
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0infinitives to expertly show my grammatical prowess. Burgess Meredith then
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4organ and patently refused to get off of it until she finished. Todd wouldn't allow her such pleasures when together, but now that Sarah was on that large Wurlitzer,
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4Blanche had won the regional MAC employee of the year since 2005 - quite a feat for a 50-something Macy's cosmetics shrew. Ever since they hired Tammie from the ho-to-retail
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1that all around him could hear -- well, except for the man with the microwaved head who had lost all of his physical senses from the nuclear ordeal. No, Randy Quaid would now
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1came to an end. Just then as Billy exited the pool hall carrying a purple, pygmy goat in his arms, he was reminded that endless non-sequitors
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2Greece, as that was the etymological locus for this amazing superpower. The confessed criminal harness the power of telekinesis as well as harness
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1When she discovered that Martha's spoiled daughter Alexis and Martha's gay pseudo-son Kevin Sharkey had taken over the program, apparently all of the glomming on had made these
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1a premiere, mid-sized university known for its witty, devil-may-care alums at the helm of all power levers of society. While other things in life would disappoint, Ball State was
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1glued to their palms, or if by "the damned," you mean those entitled, greedy, materialistic, neoconservative hedge fund managers, who stare blankly between CNBC and Fox News
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2The shorter imps used shellfish fork/extractors as weapons. This calamitous culinary war among diminutive devils was about
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4While the Arabic UN interpreter was frantically trying to remember his Sudanese dialects colloquia, the Polish ambassador stormed out of the room, stating