Finished Folds (441—460)
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1Last time, when the church choir director and custodian met here, there were lillies. Was it Easter or a funeral? I just remember the overly sweet stench. Now, no flowers, just
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1pendaflex and sort through all of his bills. Rent, electricity, cable, knife sharpener, storage locker, farm implement dealer. Yep, nothing out of order. Where was that coupon?
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3whether anyone liked his folds? His wrinkly forehead straightened in utter shock when he saw the response from his partner. Heinlein would just have to wait before he diapered
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0brief nuzzle or two at the rest stops. On one such occasion, our dynamic duo happened upon a rest stop with no working bathroom. So, the tangled and taudry twosome just went
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3Sarah Palin (well, "authored" is a stretch). The wonderful thing about my mime performance was that my demands were "shouted" in utter silence. My idols, Shields and Yarnelle,
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6valuable stuff. These were the kind of losers that even carnies felt sorry for. Just then, Joyce DeWitt (the brunette) from Three's Company exclaimed from the loudspeaker, "Hey!
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4a few seconds. No, this time he would cure his curious hunger pangs and chronic stomach upset. His bridge partner Maive knew what to do. Radishes! Radishes would help by
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3person next to me, but instead, went to medicine cabinet where I found a bevy of lubricant and condoms. Great grandpa Irving had lost g-gramma Ethel years before. I discovered
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4his uber-canadian-ness. You know, like Robert Goulet, hockey pucks, and not giggling when you say Regina properly. No, this wanna be needed a lesson, and I was teacher, eh.
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1made her spider monkey commit harikare. Gleek - named after that Superfriends space monkey - simply was overly trained and annoying. I did that bitch Marcie favor. Marcie then
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2phone near the flower vase. Suddenly I heard a ring, but it was in my ears, and not from the telephone. A gnat had just flown into my ear BUZZING!!!! I tumbled
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2my luck finally changed -- I was offered the chance to travel as a carnie throughout the greater Minneapolis area. I never said it was good luck. I took the job, but when I got
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1"Editors extend and cut sentences all the time!" Pepper tried to convince herself. This should be no different. So, Pepper gathered up her finger paints and glitter and
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3Queen Street was not known for brainy folk, but it would have to do. Lurching toward the neighborhood, our deadened ears could still now hear the ice cream truck approaching.
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3Gentle Dental? For god sakes, they use cherry-flavored fluoride treatments there! The irony was that I was allergic to cherries. I had found that out the hard way after eating
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5small bit of the paper caught in my zipper. I carefully removed the scrap, uncrumpled it, and noticed some handwriting on it that I hadn't noticed before. It said, "The money is
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4No, I coveted the finger monkey. Monica, that tramp, would have to find her own finger monkey to do her evil bidding. This sapien-to-sapien connection had become indestructible.
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4... DAMN! I forgot the lyrics! How could I face my fans counting on me to finish? Why could I not get Scotty out of my mind? I looked down at the console and pushed the lever
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5"vapors" -- you know, the malady Mrs. Olson struggled with on Little House on the Prairie. No, My flatulence would have to be addressed otherwise. I decided. I would climb up
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4Vic began to engage in wasteful conduct on the property." CRASH!!!!! A bakers rack filled with dishes fell to the ground in the convention center, stopping the bar exam.