Finished Folds (461—478)
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2Billy wanted the torment to end. He told his AV club colleagues and faculty sponsor that the video Sam had secretly made of him while he wore his wrestling uniform needed to
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2treasure trove of trash. Paula just couldn't scrub the kitchen dishes fast enough to get ready for her date with Ike. Ike didn't watch TV. He was an "out on the town" kinda guy.
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3was an assistant coach for Timmy's soccer team. The friend (and lover) was always watching the soccer games, taunting the asst. coach. "Bitch," he said.
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2watch my husband swim in it, while I ate a bratwurst. My husband and I loved Germany after all.
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2like a newborn baby. Understandably, Sara wanted him to put on some clean pants and clean up the area. Sara was a neat freak after all.
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3past Sal in sales by about 80%! "Judas Sal" we used to call him. Only no one wanted to kiss him on the cheek. Sal's wife, Linda, always had a forced smile -- like John Edwards.
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1"Get your mind on the ring!" I simply did not have the courage or support that WB did, when he came out. I was on my own, trapped with the dread of someone discovering the truth.
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3"CAD!" There, I said it. I knew he wouldn't allow this crack to go unanswered. Ben had a way of not letting any other man use his slurs without calling them on it. Ben said, "
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4down his sleeve to his limp wrist, where he wears his Rolex. Without him noticing, I took the watch and proceeded to walk away. He looked around but then slumped down.
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2awkward with the golden liquid pouring all over the church floor and the clanking glass. Father Flanagan would surely be upset by the mess. No, this time he would take his lumps.
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4start texting me, "So, is your colitis better now? :* " I simply had to come up with a better excuse for not seeing her. I know! My marimba! I'll tell her I broke my marimba!
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4Most dentifrices don't come with those kinds of warnings. Unfortunately, warnings were all that Sara knew from her time as a police tape typist.
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5with comfortable shoes, the other is a vampish woman with chronic agita, and the third soul (I know, I forgot one) a go-go boy from Topeka. Needless to say, I forgot about the egg
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13speckled flycatcher I just saw whizzing by the plane?" I said to the navigator. He looked away and I clocked him atop his head with the fire extinguisher. No more weed for him.
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2She lit her almost completed manuscript on ice dancing into a glorious blaze, while her friend, Madge videoed her with her iPhone. Funny, the title "Fire & Ice" just seemed stupid
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2Burning like a beaker over a bunson burner. You know like those Muppets characters. Anyway, by the time I had awoken from that daydream, Mr. Jingles had missed my bus stop.
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1at obfuscation. He only hoped that his Fu Man Chu mustache would hold out long enough through the airport security line. Perhaps then he could make his Air Tran flight on time.
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1-- pain that I could not keep secret from my bladesharpener, Klaus. Klaus was a really sharp guy -- a guy with a rapier wit. God, I miss those days.