Finished Folds (341—360)
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4had some form of redeeming entertainment value. I was just fooling myself. Valerie's Family ever after Valerie leaving, really was a shell of a show. Now, Justine Bateman, well
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4really provides a zing to a back rub. My masseur Tony always added different things to his emollients. Just a couple of years ago, Tony really was into
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2Ms. Messing had been a regular in the house of Windsor, ever since Prince Edward told her that he was a big fan of Will & Grace. Prince Edward favorite prince was Prince Albert
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0of corn buttered in it. The roast beef was splayed across the table. Martha took her fork and
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5Christian contemporary music and book store in Abilene. Her pastor, Neil Tennant, who was a raging born-again, evangelical, who
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1I guess there is a difference. Yeah, there is. No one I knew got any kicks out of open heart surgery or a tracheotomy. Well, all except Dr. Bone, who ironically had priapism.
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1scorecard. But in fact, Linda was wrong. They were playing "Hors d'oeurve" and Linda had plenty of chances to catch up. The Lion's Club had never
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2though wouldn't bail me out. The rest of my football team dressed as various versions of bong-hitting Mylie Cyrus or BP oil spill clean up folks. Our coach
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1just broadcast dead air on the Armenian-language radio station. Those damn Turks were crafty. As a matter of fact, one Turk held a large pen, while doing a whirling dirvish, and
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1pierced the room like a hooker farting in church. Her high-pitched voice squeled, "You son of a bitch, I will cut off your cock and balls if you don't
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1would notice. She liked watching men scratch themselves, and Bill knew it. Betty's tight, terry cloth tube top heaved. She HAD noticed. Bill was in for a
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3freshly shorn scrotum, which seemed to always pop up in the most surprising places. One time, Bobby's fetid, but moisturized shorn scrotum was
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4could not. His one-eyed, one-legged, tattooed grandmother would never have allowed him to go out in public like that. Instead, she always told him to
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2exposed the gaping maw with all of them watching, oblivious to the brown mark above it. No, Doris would have to stop masticating with open lips, dropping
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0bane of the illiterate Sunni (but they misspelled it "Sooni") population in the greater Grand Rapids area. Pretty shitty of the soonis if you ask me.
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1mechanics for a tune up. Charlie the Lube Man was both a skilled repairman and proctologist. At one point, Charlie found some large ball bearings clanking around in my
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3have sterilized themselves. Rubbing alcohol serves as a good sterilizer, and for Liza Minelli as a good mixer for cocktails. Once Liza used rubbing alcohol to sterilize
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4stoned, homeless, and untalented. Because even having the name "Randy" as a celebrity connotes failure: Jackson (Idol); Jackson (5); Johnson. How Randy Quaid thought he could
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4Well except for the Chanukkah when Uncle Rudy gave everyone in the family Snuggies. He forgot that Grandma had reupholstered the furniture with Velcro. Oh, the humanity,
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1to just go by. GO F*CK YOURSELF!! The former VP had Tourette's Syndrome, which GO F*CK YOURSELF!!, caused