Finished Folds (321—340)
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2then that I knew that Loni Anderson was right. This tool could just "Win, Lose, or Draw" his ass back to Florida. Just then, Dom DeLuise doused in White Diamonds said,
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2glue that he liked to be applied to his rectum. I always used to say to other people about him, "Rectum? Damn near
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2baths right before going out to the disco. I especially appreciated his Battlefield Earth work. L. Ron Hubbard then appeared out of nowhere and
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0placed it in the dyke, plugging the hole before it
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0pull out all of my body hair with medical tape. I hated that song and had to distract myself with much more tolerable pain. Which reminds me of any show on Logo
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4Nape Nod was a haven for the man with the nurious speech impediment.
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2After leaving Walgreens, the emollient oozed out of the tube onto the shaft of his stickshift, and his riding companion chuckled in delight at the mess that they were making
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1So wily, that she fooled herself into thinking that she had been married and that she was Jewish. In fact, she was a pentacostal, transgender woman, who spoken fluently in tongues
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0Netflix website, so I could keep up to date on all of those direct-to-video movies that Chad Allen likes to puke out. Maybe that's why
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4his box set of "7th Heaven," where he would continually watch his pornstar idol -- Mackenzie Rosman. The unrepentant sodomite The
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1into Mr. Gorton's fish sticks." The killer whale would have none of it. Right then, Rosanne barreled through the water, jumping 30 feet into the air through a fire hoop
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3biologically possible. As for the biologically impossible, Pamela Anderson
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5elephants, who were paraded out when someone just got a little tipsy, rather than fully loaded. Myrtle, however, always got tanked, so the elephants
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3moored himself at the side of the running stream. He got out and pointed his cigarette at the swimming man, and said, "I don't want to catch you
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1of his bearings, and fell headfirst into what he thought was a "Love Shack" mosh pit. It was just the empty table where the 'mister microphone' karaoke setup had been located.
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2fold written into this script. No. I would soldier on. Insanity not withstanding. As a playwright / drama professor at the community college, I would
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3continued to be plugged into the walls, with the wearers donning them, tripping over the wires, and the hour and minute hands hitting their noses, lips, and eyelashes. Idiots! I
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2switched genders between sentences. He liked my waxed kiwis because they were slippery yet stubbly. I told her that this was because
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2his roll of Certs, pointing it through his jacket at the 7-11 clerk. "Hey, bro, restock the Mountain Dew now or I'll kill you with the roll of Certs in my pocket!!!" Then,
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1their trucks tires were shot out, the van careened, hit a jersey barrier, and burst into flames, killing all of the occupants. The good news was that