Finished Folds (401—420)
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1go to Montecarlo this winter?" Liam groused. Brenda, his involuntary duct tape wallet simply nodded in agreement as she passed out from the asphyxiation. Liam needed a new name,
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2Then he would purge those ideas like cats choking on furballs with hints of Colt 45. His plan would ultimately fail as the erector set installer lacked the - uh - right tool to
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3he realized that extra-limbed bovine drivers would not be able to control a vehicle. So he pulled over and puked from the retarded colors, and twinkie fill. This was his last
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1and the Clampetts take over the country club -- hog jowls, in-bred relatives, coon dogs and all. The tse-tse fly ointment that oozed out of the tube left an odor similar to
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4fun it be to go up to the barkeep and ask, "Could I have that with a long neck Corona?" Irony was never one of my strong suits. No my strongest suit was chain mail armor with
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3but Becky's disguise was failing. The elmer's glued felt ears of her labrador costume were falling off. As she looked up from the water bowl with mussed theatre paint dribbling,
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2shockingly almost everywhere the comic writer turned, dentist motifs would haunt him: spit and rinse; fruit-flavored flouride treatments; Little Shop of Horrors. It had to end
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1did she have a strong enough dentifrice to clean that maw. Even the dentist in Little Shop of Horrors would have had to
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4of his etherial connections to Galas and Red Deliciouses. But Suzuki would be foiled by other carnal pleasures. Yes, that tart Sonya was a cherry purveyor, whose exlover Bing had
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2doused in Dr. Scholl's jalapeno sauce. Right then, Martha became a vegetarian. She also swore off men. Cindy seemed more appealing. As it turned out, Martha was a vagitarian.
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5will beat you senselessly for the visuals from the prior fold. So, instead, you think of unicorns and daffodils and bleeding ulcers to brighten your mood.
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2That's life as a metal mold in a fabrication plant. Pretty dismal if you ask me. Now, those plastic molds at carnival vending machines! That was the life!
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2Thor felt quite thunderstruck at the sight of Atlas. Atlas intimated him. As if Aine Rand was whispering in Atlas' ear, Atlas quickly closed the space between his shoulder blades
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1was deaf. The mute circus wasn't mute at all. They were as loud as a flatulent hooker in church after she
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1poisoned cow, and had somehow missed the irony in the purchase. Needless to say my unfurrowable brow sat motionless, when I startingly witnessed a moose fall directly in front of
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4joke therapy for my Korean uncle, Skip Loo. Unbeknownst to me, romper room bullies saddled my uncle with his lingering moniker, "Skip Tooda Loo." My innocent joke went awry, and
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4what with the smell of patchouli everywhere. Powder puff was not for her. She liked to place pylons and taped arrows on her driveway, welcoming any new driver to
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0of forcing the two children onto the ground forming a Ray, placing 12 kindergarten-sized numerals around them with video camera above, and then saying, "Time for Timer!". Daycare
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4bellowing, "UH mmmmmmmmmmmmm Spuuuuuuttttttuuuuuuuuukkkkkkkkkkkuuuuuuusssss! UH mmmmmmmmmmmmm Spuuuuuutttttuuuuukkkkkuuuuuuuuuuuussssss!". Then the clone died smoking like a
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1they sold higher quality fleas to use in my flea circus. Unfortunately, my last circus came too close to my neighbor's dog sporting a new Advantix collar. No matter, my dentist