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Today.. "do you know what day today is?"

  • Today.. "do you know what day today is?" I kept replaying the strange phone call I received in the morning. I told the caller "Of course, i know, I'm not stupid" but the truth is

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  • that I really didn't remember what I had going on today. Maybe it was something important like my daughter's field hockey game or maybe it was just a trip to the dentist.

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  • Don't underestimate the importance or excitement of a dentist visit. My dentist has eyes made of emerald and will give you a diamond toothbrush after he

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  • probes your mouth, as long as you do not complain. But who would complain? He is dreamy.

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  • Dreamy doesn't equal perfect and often the morning after reveals certain truths hidden by vodka and darkness. His face and body are a kind of treachery only noticed at close range

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  • or through a rifle's powerful scope. In his case, I would prefer to keep him at shooting range. After all, I can't be drunk ALL the time, and he would always be hideously ugly.

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  • My father always said: "There are no ugly women at closing time." I had never understood his sentiment until tonight, I mean, I'm a woman! Anyway, there was no way I was going home

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  • with the ginger fat man I picked up at the pool hall. His breath was foul and his beard had gravy all around the edges. It looked like a fried sunflower. Instead, I'll just inch

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  • down his sleeve to his limp wrist, where he wears his Rolex. Without him noticing, I took the watch and proceeded to walk away. He looked around but then slumped down.

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  • His time had run out. But mine was just beginning. Ducking into the alley behind Mr. Chin's, I kissed the enchanted Rolex & slipped it on. Eternal life, Ha! Death takes a licking.

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1 Comments

  1. sundancer Dec 13 2010 @ 10:16

    This is a great one! :-)

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