Finished Folds (141—160)
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2The clown boxer balloon stood motionless, not responding to the girl's taunts as readied herself for the unfair fight. However, the pugilistic pipsqueak had not counted on
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3the head of Sarah Palin. Once the Kraken saw Sarah Palin's severed head, he froze as if he had turned to stone. However, he then furtively
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5.noitcerid yreve ni kni gniraeppasid nworb ----- WHOA! The brown disappearing ink spraying in every direction was also making time reverse. The incredible whoopee cushion
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5wood chips. The hamster searched everywhere for scab material to munch on. Already freed from his cage within the medical research facility, he happened upon the leprosy ward
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5false praise like, "She's really deep!" No, the 4th dimension clue of the clock did not help her rejoin the 3rd dimension. Thereafter, she never understood Grover's "Near / Far"
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4a staff of thousands, if you want to keep up with Martha. His Baked Chicken 101 would do as an authentic attempt at being a domestic god(dess).
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3with Alicia, a Crayola 64 box. And, yes, she did have a very worn sharpener in the back that I put to good use. Why she smelled like Obsession though I did not figure out. Maybe
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4sex toy implementation. The manual was (ironically) written in Esperanto to promote peace in wartime for soldiers through inflatable "auto-love." This martial masturbator was
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1He decided that she had deceived him. She was no Austrian yodeling champion. No sir. She was a Luxembourger yodeling champion! The revelation was too much for Inga. She
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2The man who scared away the rare spotted triangle hermit then recoiled from the other's admonition, exclaiming, "Oh, yeah! Perhaps he was scared away by your smelly protruberance
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3jejunum in onomatopoetic synchronization. All of these cereal hero spa employees were unfortunately laid off due to the economic downturn. They were forced to
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3All throughout the countryside, as far as Pepperidge Farms, everyone clamored for these confections. Unfortunately, Max Keebler - a napoleonic wanna-be - always poo-pooed them.
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4Camel toes are a bit unsightly on most occasions, but Big Bertha's camel toes were especially well maintained. Any veterinarian podiatrist would tell you the same thing. However,
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4I broke every goddamn one of them into a googolplex of pieces which lost any remnant characteristics -- even nano-characteristics of their former selves. Only then was I sated,
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2where the prisoners would break every goddamn snowglobe and use the glass shards as shanks to kill anyone who even said the word "snowglobe." Those goddamn snowglobes had to DIE!
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3used to put together her nostalgic Wonder Woman costumes. Lynda Carter could not and would not escape her past. Well, except her past as a "Partner in Crime." Eesh, that was so
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2The bingo game presents were always chinsey though: a vinyl, gingham table cloth; a glue gun; and, invariably multiple pairs of UnderAlls. Debbie always won and used these items
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5But the Guatemalan worry dolls had nothing on the Israeli kvetching bubbie dolls. You tell them your problems before bed and they instantly retort, "You think YOU'VE got problems?
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5H-E-double-hockey-sticks, even the gosh-darn, nazi, pedophile pope believes in the big bang theory. Rumilda, the home-schooling, born-again, mom decided to let her dino-loving kid
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1He decided to hide the truth from her. He HAD swiped the cufflinks from gramps' corpse. He was not proud, but he was 'styling' with the "stars and bars" cufflinks. Buford would