Finished Folds (161—180)
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4So I created my golden toilet time machine (somewhere between twinkle and tinkle) to out do the time machines of the past (or present (or future)). The accoutrements included
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4I then smashed the snowglobe in a thousand pieces as I had seen enough snowglobes to last 1000 lifetimes including all 9 lives of that stupid cat.
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2That bastard Barry Manilow picked up the phone. While he played gay bath houses for the Divine Miss M in the 70s, how had he taken her cell phone? Then I figured it out.
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2Vixen, the only doe among us, was the strongest and smartest. Prancer had been lame ever since dancing in the Bolshoy with his russian moose boyfriend Bulwinkle. So this Christmas
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4But, then again, lazy eye, club foot, and crooked teeth aside, he knew how to make paella, and Jeanine loved her some paella. So, she married him. Their children would later
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2I'm Greg Savant, that horrible Melrose Place actor, who played the gay social worker terribly? I had developed amnesia and was talking gibberish in something that sounded like
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2He HAD been to Chucky Cheese! The tickets in his pockets proved it! She continued her search, when coming back from the shower, he admitted to his transgression, and said,
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2the children's pizza house organist continued to lick her hands as he played "Roll Out the Barrell" on the room-dwarfing Wurlitzer. His lingual cleaning skills were unmatched
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0I began to scramble across the floor on all four pins like an arthropod. I scurried quickly, driven by an intinct. I arched up and something began to protrude from my back end
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2her up. Chelsea was a bovinial beauty with milky thighs, just like her mother Bossy, yet Chelsea had a bullish attitude more like her father, when it came to her
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3for." Somehow he was able to spit out the fecal-smelling sock from his mouth. He spit in his tormentor's face, and said, "
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4When she walked into my office, I knew that this was going to be a day that I would always remember. She wore
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4Alan barked curt demands, exciting fortunate Glen Hubbard in jersey knit leotards, making nearly orgasmic protruberances, quieting radio stations titled (uber-veritably) WXYZ.
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7One time, there were two men, who ran a beauty parlor, three doors down from the evangelical "Four Square Church and Tabernacle." It had been five days since the six o'clock
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3Tried and true. Ready and willing. Live and learn. The cliche-prone prostitutes
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2I always thought that laughter was the best medicine until I heard that Dwayne choked on a gobstopper after hearing the latest Lindsay Lohan joke.
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1I think I'll go for a walk outside now. The summer sun's calling my name.
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3that the spider veins in his legs had fooled him? No, he was no Spider Man. He had simply been caught in his own web of deceit. The follicly-challeged Rapunzel would have to
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2Henry usually found TaeBo a bit beneath him. After all, he had served in the Navy Seals, enduring what he imagined to be much worse than anything Tanya the TaeBo instructor might
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3Prudence prudently pried prunes prodigiously from the priest's prat protruding profusely past the priest's pants.