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finish cutting them up, then deep fry them. The farmer killed them, she thought, indignantly. She was just making the best of the situation. Its what the potatoes would've wanted.
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celsius on Mars. Thankfully it was only 25 here in Seattle. My AC was busted so Mars would've been a nightmare. There was no avoiding it, I was definitely going to be late for
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rder. Alaskans are all terrorists. All of them. And even worse, they are immigrants. So they have been ordered to return to their homeland - Pangea. Trump did not explain how
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nothing. Wow, my face is melting. Literally. Not like I've had too much to eat, it's hot, and I'm wearing a scarf and a woolen hat. Think more an ice cube in the sun. Melting.
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for a maximum of 4 minutes. All 180 characters attended the party, all filing in one after the other, the last few in a cloud of red, perhaps on the count of the rye.
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looked great on him so he let it slide. The first act was the trapeze, Pan's personal favourite. His date, on the other hand, looked bored. He wondered whether he was supposed to
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Her movie role destined her to battle the battling battler one on one, fists only, to the death. Not the first time Granny had been in such a fight. If only she had remembered
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But it turned out Marc did not know Tina anywhere near as well as he thought he had. Tina had other, more sinister plans. She decided he would pay for his mistakes by first taking
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Email 3/10: Re: Me to You: Hi Dad, no, sorry, that was not meant for you. Please tell me you didn't open the attachment. Delete the email straight away, thanks, talk soon. Em.
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legs suddenly gave way and she fell down the embankment into the swamp below. Drenched and miserable, she started the crawl back up to dry land. Fear ripped through her body when
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So now here I am, cleaning it up myself. Nuclear radiation bathing my body in all its sweet glory. I couldn't wait to get my super powers. I hoped I would be able to fly, that sure
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But there was more than one way to consume a bottle of vodka, as evidenced by Kitty's Mom's track marks and sloppy demeanour. Maybe a new range of Hello Kitty products could capita
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she said, lowering her weapon. "But the corpse should join us, I have to keep a clean chain of custody". "Great, I'm buying!" I squealed in excitement. So that's how I ended up at
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stop the exponential growth in the number of heads and hands. The puppet looked up at its Master and spoke, out of all three heads at once, "Master, please,
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"ing gobstopper to keep you happy. It is physically impossible to cry whilst sucking on one of these. Now settle in, next stop in our glass elevator is
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bald skinny white man with droopy eyes got the job as a debt collector. "You've taken my Moped? What's your name?" "Yes, and it's Mike, nice to meet you" he replied. "I should be
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I should start with how I got elected as president in the first place. It was 2017 & Trump was president. I was wearing my vote for Pedro t-shirt & was in my 2nd year at Clown Coll
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fun, especially for kids but not all animals make good pets. The cat-dragon is a good example of this. Cute when a baby, and great at toasting marshmallows in the backyard but
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Here's an idea, why don't you go and get me a cup of coffee? And I'll know if you've spit in it. I could tell you were thinking about it. I could see it in your beady little eyes.