Finished Folds (121—140)
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3In other news, there has been a two car pile up on State Highway 16 and traffic was brought to a stand still for upwards of 5 minutes. No one was hurt and no damage was done. Those
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5other two necks were chained to the table otherwise I was done for. The looks on Gripple's faces were in unison. He was undoubtedly angry. I strangled him with renewed vigour,
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1on edge and with a legitimate fear that they would be stung any second. It was that kind of salon, the one you've never heard of. The tips were good though and that's what kept her
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8"No Deal" he said, crossing his forearms to make an X. "You do have a lovely bunch of coconuts, but coconuts, well, they're just not for me". "Well then" she exclaimed, disappoi
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6cancer ripping it's way through his body. Kim didn't know about the cancer. He didn't think she could handle it. First, new curtains, then break the news of the cancer, that was th
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3chuckled with pleasure as his leg was sawn off by the maniacal clown. "A masochist dog? Really?" the friendly but murderous clown exclaimed. The audience laughed nervously, what
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6nk god we wont get into all of that much later, if at all. First, let me tell you about my favourite book - "Chemistry - The Molecular Nature of Matter and Change". What I love abo
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6me everywhere I went. Once she sat me down for four hours under the guise that she was painting my portrait only to show me yet another of her own. Her cruelty was only matched
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7doing sitting there by yourself when you could be out converting these witty pick-up lines into failed short term relationships? Act now, and you'll also get
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312am or 12pm, I had no idea. But it was definitely 12, Big Ben told me so and that meant one of a number of things. Perhaps it was time to take a break from the partying and
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4moves. Before Chuck Norris was born, they were called nunbarrys. No one ever found out what happened to Barry. Soon, he would be a first class ninja, then it would be time to
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4more volatile. Votes could be swayed with a menacing glance in the right direction or a well-timed email consisting of a series of hilarious cat photos. Some would say that anarchy
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4But the lawn could wait, and Mom generally couldn't. The last time I made her wait longer than 5 minutes, she ripped a hole in the space time continuum and
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3took more notice in list-folding college I would be reaping the rewards now. But no, instead I'm here, getting hit in the head with a foam hammer, utterly miserable and
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4valrous knight rode in on his horse at that moment, declaring it as fallacy. He followed with a delightfully educational powerpoint presentation setting the record straight.
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3it was an inside job so he went about lighting numerous fires to smoke out the rats. His Conciliare warned both against jumping to conclusions and especially against
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4y by tickling them. Who knows how many children I have fathered over the years? There's one in particular that I have been building the courage to approach for about a year now, sh
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8loaded up my pickup truck with a couple of cases of Iron City brew. I left a note on the porch "hand came out of sky, pointed East... going East... not sure when I'll be back, will
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3altar, where mistress would become wife. Little did his current wife know, she was, in fact ,no longer officially married to him. After his honeymoon with his mistress, Tom planned
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5loved the hot sauce and she would want to get her fill even before she sat down. Chuck tipped it straight down her throat. Madam Wong gurgled with approval. Marvy