Finished Folds (101—120)
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3was that the party was already happening over at Joe's place, he just didn't invite me. That Joe. What a bastard. A plan for swift and violent revenge came to me almost immediately
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4"I had no mother" Man said, a tear instantly forming at the corner of his eye. "She died in childbirth, so, technically, I killed her." "But technically, then, you did have a mothe
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5they was, wasn't they? What was i finking slappin glue all over me shoes? I loved to sniff the glue, maybe that had somefing t'do wiv it? I look'd the dirty li'l slug in the eye an
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4of those slippers and into something more appropriate for a ball. We would be the laughing stock if we walked in like that, let alone waltzed. Waltzing in slippers!? We might as we
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8fractured life. Indeed, 90% of his bones had been broken at one time or another. It was no shock to anyone then when he lost both his arms and legs in a chess tournament accident.
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7section back and forth, grinning ear to ear, showing all three and a half of his teeth. Dental health had always been a massive issue for Cletus. His mother had always said "
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6playing ABBA covers. The Devil lost his mind as "I wonder" started up with more cheesy enthusiasm than you could shake a stick at. Hell started to cool down considerably.
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6Waking up, I noticed I no longer had arms or legs. Not the best start to the day but I was determined to make the most of the morning as the weather was supposed to turn by the aft
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3a lot more fog. Relentless dense smelly fog. It mocked me with it's nasty one liners. "Your pathetic little eyes are no good here". I surged forward, finding relief in the nearby
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8game to a whole new level, strangely enough. Who would've thought they could sew? Who are they really anyway? That is the real question here. One that will never be answered.
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1glowed and buzzed and sang to him. Elation John, rocket man was the first song. It could remove the light from the day but it certainly could not sing. The high notes were so far f
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6getting on a bit, and need a bit of help to get going sometimes. Packed and ready, I reached for the door handle and found that I had completely forgotten where I was headed. Old a
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2At least, he thought it was coming to his rescue. His hopes faded quickly though as the people on the boat waved and smiled at him while it sped past. The shark smiled too, he look
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9wasn't sure. He felt nervous and hesitant. Hitler wasn't letting up though, he clearly wanted to move things along. "Stalin, what's the problem?" Hitler's wife asked. "Well, the th
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3ridge..." I said to Andy. "Oopsies.." he mumbled as he descended the 480 foot drop towards his doom. I felt a little bad for Andy, he was only 3 so I shouldn't have really suggeste
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5Little Ralphy loved the winter. The snowmen and the snow angels with his mom. His all-time favourite though, was throwing snowballs from the overpass onto unsuspecting cars. One ti
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6night and day, wanting to interview me by phone. They were too scared to interview in person. And well they should be. They are all on my kill list. All of them must die.
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3-juices were the basis of his new recipe. Secret ingredients, of course, for obvious reasons. He trialed the recipe in a quaint little cafe on the edge of reason, just short of
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8on a mad search for his "carkeys" he said. Of course, he did not have a car. There hadn't been a car in these parts for nigh on 4000 years. "Slipowski! Don't do it!" I screamed
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3could sometimes be cruel but I was entranced anyway. So entranced in fact, that her melting on the first warm day took me by complete surprise. I would never stop grieving.