Finished Folds (41—60)
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8and squash it into the Motor Cortex. Now, instead of smiling, her arms and legs would wave up and down. This was not only hilarious but really quite an effective way to lose weight
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7do like fancy shoes. The key, as I saw it, was to not only fix Mr Robot but convert him to the "Save Humanoids And Rescue The Earth Division" or S.H.A.R.T.E.D. First step was to
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2"You are being awfully racist" he added. "Your baby's skin colour is green, yes, but that doesn't make it any less worthy of life". Gia's memory flashed to that wild night with
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3precisely 10:04pm he made his move. Time slowed to a crawl, Ladyhawk's eyes widened, her lover's mouth opened in a gasp. Before they could move, he had passed the point of
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7strolling through town with no clothes on, acting like they were the strange ones. "What are you wearing?" I would ask, "do you really think that dress is appropriate?". By the tim
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4In winter, honeybees form a protective huddle around the queen and shiver to keep the center a balmy 80 degrees. They rotate their positions so one worker bee never gets too cold a
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3No way are you taking the likes of me to bed." "You're a pretty Baboon, but a Baboon nonetheless, I'd rather get friendly with the Stewardess. Look at her
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2Communication NOT permitted. Well that was it, I guess. Monkey Judge picked up his gavel and threw it at the witness box, closely followed by a torrent of faeces that he had appare
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7how I lost three toes in the war. It all started and ended with an artillery shell. Now, this sensation... am I having a heart attack? Maybe, but what about the dull ache in my
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3world from another ridiculous wall between two countries. You looked at yourself carefully. "Don't worry, he doesn't win anyway." It was like you could hear what you were thinking.
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37/11. He bought some M&M's. The nut ones. The teller did not seem to mind that he was naked and clearly devoid of all marbles. Perhaps life on the outside wouldn't be so bad.
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2Jim Morrisson, and did I mention this is THE Jim Morrisson, admitted that he was weirdly absent. However, as this was the strangest life he had ever known, he couldn't quite
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5She was sure to liven this party up. Her Clowning was sub-par but she always carried a vast swag of drugs at very reasonable prices. I picked my Potato off the floor and
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6an air of confidence. Confidence that was not merited however, due to her appalling lack of any skills that might remotely be deemed useful. Instead, she got through life so far by
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1bravado, a sprinkling of manic misdirection and a stinking pile of subtle cliches written by authors who were themselves, little more than cliches. Oh no, this was not utopia, it w
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3the family of worms that had stopped in shock to watch him glide past. He had transcended. As a worm who commanded Ants he would be elevated in status to Worm King. His first order
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9ceeded in snagging a wounded wolf that was begging to be put out of its misery. Even then, the drunken cowboy needed 12 shots. Despair settled into his heart. What would his Mother
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2as a joke, saying she acted like she had a half a brain anyway, might as well make it a reality with a scalpel. Mother often went too far with her practical jokes, but this was
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7clock slowed its ticking. A bird chirped outside, far away. My Boss's head turned towards me, his eyes widening in fear. He was shot. I knew he would die. I opened Angry Birds on m
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2P.S alternatively, use the arsenic, enclosed, to poison your idiot of a husband and we can save on legal fees." Well, thanks Mom, I thought to myself. The only hole in these plans