Finished Folds (21—40)
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3And sign he did. Oh boy what a deal he thought. He wasted no time and changed into his new sweat pants and climbed into his cardboard box. It was certainly airy. A huge smile sprea
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3furious. Yes, just a touch furious. Sgt Doodle was seated in the chair next to my bed. He was obviously waiting for me to wake up but he had fallen asleep. Big mistake. I crept out
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1But I put the lotion on my skin anyway, as instructed. I wasn't really in a position to refuse the request. Wasting away in my hole, I considered what my life could have been.
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1surprise. But she knew the competition was rigged, she couldn't lose. "That's not Ginny McQuacken!" someone screamed from the rafters. Uh oh, looks like the jig was up. Beatrice
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4that this was a good idea from the way my friend George looked at me. He had that "you're doing great things" face on with that "I knew you could do it" nod of the head to match.
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4as carrying around a Cleaver seemed a bit extreme. But how did I end up with it in my bag anyway? Was I going crazy? Did I put i in there in my sleep?
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2"Not good enough" came the icy response, delivered with a generous frosting of hatred. "You will eat this icecream cake or I squash the kitten, lactose intolerance or not." She cou
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2did not matter. All those trips to the doggy salon were wasted. To get the bitches, it was all about self-confidence and style to match, not some overpriced perm at the hands of
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4This was too much for The Eye. Things shouldn't appear out of nowhere. The Eye assumed it had lost it's mind. It closed its lid and took three deep breaths. When it opened again,
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4abandon Bambi for dead. His heroin addiction was a bad influence on Thumper the Rabbit anyway. Plus what kind of a name was Bambi for a male deer? No, forget him, it was the right
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4and he always did what he was told to do. Unless of course, it conflicted with what someone else told him to do, then, of course, he would self-destruct. The blank walls and silenc
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2here you live like a hobo, there you will not live at all, cos no oxygen on Venus, plus it freezes, your stinky little
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4stocked the sort of treats you're best to wear a gas mask whilst cooking up. Yummy. The McCrackCocaine Sandwhich Combo was a favourite amongst his derelict customers. Consisting of
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4. Ronald McDonald sensed a McGangBang (TM) was on the cards tonight. He could smell it in the air. He met Mayor McCheese's eye and could tell he was thinking the exact same thing.
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2"Money alllways makes me feel better... precious, sweet moneeeeey" he drooled and slobbered his way over towards FDR, licking his lips "Print more, Franky, MORE! SHOW ME THE
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3him from his daze. His shift for Rants Inc was up and it was time to call it a night. Jerry should be here any second to relieve him. He would wait silently, giving his voicebox a
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3was most certainly not. Unless, of course, you were looking for your hair to fall out and flesh rot. Mr and Mrs Wolf were now the laughing stock of their community. Once proud, th
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4count his chickens before they hatched. Because sometimes they would not hatch. They would die instead. And then his count would be all wrong. And if there's anything worse than a
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4that I realised my admittedly borderline sanity was now splintering and fraying at the edges. Soon I would be removed from myself, a spectator to my own actions. I had to act fast.
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2high on dung to play his solo and dove into the crowd instead A screaming posse of ants effortlessly caught him and raced back to their nest, briefly stopping at each ant they pass