Finished Folds (21—40)
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4Kitten Butcher Shop. Aunt Claudia put the kittens in a special little box, and promised to nurse them back to health before processing their meat and rendering their fat.
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4...but it was too late. The Doughboy spit out his cigar and opened fire with his two UZI's. Popeye tripped on a pile of intestines and cracked his head on the cold, hard floor.
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6I moonwalked right through the kitchen and out onto the back porch. I was barefoot, and slid straight through a group of snails, leaving a crunchy, slimy streak across the concrete
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13Whoops!
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1dirty diapers. He had landed in a dumpster behind "Aunt Julie's Adult Day Care." He lay in the pile for a few moments, assessing the situation. The he slowly began to squish his
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5All of his best friends were here at the sports bar: Banjo the Tabby, Cuddles the Persian, and Lovebug the Calico. But his favorite kitty cat, the one he was secretly in love with,
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5"You made me angry," the Mechanical Hunk said. "You didn't like me when I was angry. And that's my secret: I'm always mechanically angry!" He kept eye contact with Ed as he slowly
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4We sat down across from each other and he started to blather on about his theory. Much, Much later, as he droned on, I slowly reached across the table and poured my cappuccino into
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0were on Noise Patrol and were supposed to take care of noisy problems by themselves. The local Noise Patrol, however had become much too ponderous and corrupt. Uncle Julian
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1Jenny the cat couldn't take part in the competition, since she was outside the cage, but she cheered them on none the less. Finally, Gregor and Georg the hamsters collapsed in a
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6released her Vegan Dogs, huge salivating standard poodles that rushed out into the night, barking wildly at anyone foolish enough to trespass on Aunt Korth's Green Compound. Sudden
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2directly onto my cat. The cat slammed into the wall, leaving a watery smear, and then frantically ran from the room. "NO!" I yelled at him before slamming my fists into his sides.
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4Once upon a magical time, there was a young Forest Rascal named Peppermint Rabbit Friend. Peppermint loved nothing more than skipping down the forest trails, singing joyous songs
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8t might happen. The people just outside the door looked genuinely surprised that Rose and Will had actually opened the door. Ted was just about to call out when the people
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6fat butt. We tried to take her to the hospital, but insisted nothing had happened and she was fine, all the while grabbing food directly from the buffet and cramming it into her
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3"Dr Squirt!" the children all squealed, jumping up and down and waving their arms. "Tell us how to do it! TELL US!" Dr. Squirt leaned way back in his char, a huge knowing smile on
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0osition and scooped my sniper rifle. "Shut up,"I hissed at Piglet as I lined up Mr. Tickle bear for a head shot. Slowly but firmly I squeezed the trigger. BOOM!
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0"I'm sorry!" Martha shouted in reply. "I know she's ugly! But what was I supposed to do? Just leave her there?" He thought about her question for a moment and then said,
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5swoop! "I must keep this dread event from happening!" she screamed into the night with her fists raised above her head. "I the beasts must not be allowed into our peaceful
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3His hands moved down her head to her neck, where he pretended to massage her shoulders for a short while. But suddenly, Chett's hands were around her throat, and he was squeezing