Finished Folds (41—60)
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3fell to the cold, hard floor, causing it to discharge. The banana projectile slammed into one of the soldier's midsections, causing him to double over in pain and grunt out loud.
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2ght thoughtfully. He marched over to the enormous pile of feces, bent over, and plunged the strainer down on top of it, grinding back and forth for maximum effect. When he was fini
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3ar Wars movie poster? Even though the movie would not be released for another two weeks, he was determined to camp out in front of the theater. He wanted to crawl to his life alert
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1of the situation was that I'd stolen and taken her medicine just moments before. As I twisted the knife, I felt the effects of the drugs take hold. What a glorious day!
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3, honking their horns and smashing their whoopie cushions. One of them pretended to slip in the blood and humorously fell into the grisly carnage. Finally, they all took a deep
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2He then casually shoved the same hand into a jar of olives, fished around until he found one, and shoved it into the mouth of a random passerby. The man barely had time to look
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1'Whoop Ass Factory!"" I then began to march down the street, pumping my arms and legs like a steam engine and making chugging sounds. When I was directly in front of my new enemy,
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2I no longer have the means to spank it properly. I used to put a colander over my head and whack my left cheek with an old metal soup ladle. But those happy days are becoming
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4te. He quickly rolled up his pant legs and kicked his shoes off. Next, he peeled his wet socks off and tied the ends together, forming a loop. He slid the sock loop over his head
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1Diane slid her arm around Dane's beefy neck and breathed in his ear, "Oh Dane, my love! That bobblehead was only semi-conscious. Semi-conscious, just like you're going to be after
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6van!" he shouted angrily as he threw open the door and shoved her out. She hit the pavement and tumbled to the curb, cling film unrolling behind her. She finally came to a halt
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1he could hear oh-so-familiar sequence of numbers searing through his mind. He was being triggered! Grasping the edge of the table with both hands, he leaned back and the slammed
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4forcibly rubbing gobs of cat hair directly in her face. I invite two of my friends into my home who pin her arms to either side, making it impossible for her to escape. Then I sit
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3The mermen raised their platinum trumpets and blasted a salute to the happy couple as they hurried from the church and into their Sea Coach. The driver cracked his whip, and the
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1Meanwhile, the monkey, who was beginning to shake with anger, tugged desperately at the horribly restrictive diaper wrapped around his ass.
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3as he revealed a mouthful of titanium razor-teeth. "Oh, no!" shouted Zed as his hands dropped to the pistols at his sides. Art grinned wickedly and prepared to launch his attack
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2As he reached for bag, the cashier suddenly became brave and decided to speak up. "You know what..." he started to say when Billy silenced him with a crushing headbutt that
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0Summer slid to a halt and gasped, "Sarah...its happening!" "Oh no! Please, not yet!" Sarah said with dismay. And sure enough, Summer put her hands to her stomach and
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3Milkshakes for everyone!" The startled boys looked up and then began cheering loudly, their nakedness momentarily forgotten. With outstretched arms, she welcomed the boys
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2my bladder burst and tiny jet of urine shot through the front of my pants. I clamped my hands to my groin, trying to stop the flow, but a dark spot appeared and continued to spread