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Many years ago there lived an Emperor who desired a new black-blue dress,but when the tailor made it, he was furious:"WHY did you bring me a WHITE-GOLD dress? I specifically said -
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my friend, king Richard. "Haha, Merlin, I know that one-you send an ASSASSin, and he politely asks: 'May you bow, Your Highness, so I can 'rich' your royal ass and start spanKING?'
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-ape. Forgetting Jesus, drugs and everything, he decided to find some coconuts so he could talk to someone, but unfortunatelly they were also too 'high'. So he had to get higher
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"I think we should eat everything before it's too late." -"But Master Koopa..." -"B-b-b-b. Don't you 'butt' me now, child. If I say you eat it - you EAT it. Now, go on..."
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"We're preparing for celebration,Your Nuffin'ness. Today it's 10 days since your 43th birthday and as you said, my King, that day comes ony once in a lifetime, so everything needs
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it did. I was trying to comprehend what happened here before I apparently passed out: I was wearing a green skirt, and there was a dancing monkey with a hat tied to my ankle.
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dry his hair after washing it with bottled water,so he could die pretty.But he cant give up! He plugged the hairdryer in a potato and started filling balloon with hot air. Hot lava
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M. Night Shyamalan sat in his office, writing ideas for new script "..but the monster is, in fact, his brother-in-law. And there's another twist(!): He can be defeated if he drinks
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Walking away he turned around, looked me in the eyes, mounted his turtle, put on his spaghetti wig and rode off towards the west, where the sunset would be, if it wasn't that late
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"But what if...?" -"No, it wont'." -"But I was reading the other day...." -"Do it alreadyyyy!!!!" -"Okay, okay, fine. Jeez.... Should I start from above or..." -"I really don't
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was still bearing a grudge against Luke for burning her pancakes in the morning, and now he was giving her orders to show off his manhood!? No! Thalia pulled the lightsaber from Lu
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and reached for another slice of pizza. But after a while he felt guilt, when he saw how stereotypic his thinking has become. Ivan took upon himself to improve Russia-US relations.
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July 15th, 1478: I decided to write down everything if anything happens to me, so one could pick up from where I finished. I think I'm on a good way to find the secret formula...
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"..is an adventure you will never forget - welcome to the Park of Nightmares! But I need to warn you: only the strongest of you will preserve your sanity by the end. Are you ready?
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"Look,"the man in the front said."I dont know what you did, but whatever you did, I'm sure the punishment Krammy gave you is well deserved!" The wave of piranhas was getting closer
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am... The door was off the hinges and Bonobos were throwing around our backpacks, drinking from our bottles.. One of them, the ugly one with the scar, was getting close to Cynthia
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the source of it's existence. Because I was certain of one thing: I need to end this. Following it, I finally revealed the truth, and as much as I tried to deny it, there was no
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as he was looking for two socks that would match, he noticed something written on the wall next to the door: "I KNOW WHAT YOU DID". With goosebumps all over his body, he
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the times when this place was under the protection of 'Johnny the Crocodile Doom', the great crocodile hunter. "Is it true that he is invited?" "Yeah, he's a party animal!..Wait!"
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"Okay. How about that: you eat one egg and I will give you one of my ponnies? Maybe even Twinkle Cuddle..." -"Well, I would prefer Aurora, but Twinkle is alright" -"Deal!"