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. Hid reminded him of study that proved color-blind people get cold feet when they stare into an empty zip-lock bag for too long. That's why they invented floating shadows. -
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back. I let out a gasp. Near the cave, a child was sitting in the middle of a mandala made of millions of spaghetti strands arranged in a circle. All trees around her were flate
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a food eating duel. As they spun around after walking ten steps away from each other, a giant hand came down from heaven and abducted them. The thunderous burp came a while later.
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"Smoke signals" he thought. The panicked fairies burned bright yellow, their bodies sending his message to the surface in puffs that said: "One cheese pizza, 4 Elf Rd Middle Earth"
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she revealed her secret. "I am not a dog" she said, "I am a drill and my tail is a power cord." I caught myself glancing at a jogger's ass so I knew I was not dead, yet for some
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There's an old lady in a corner of my room who sits motionless on a chair. Before you enter she knows you're there and she stares at the entrance, her marble eyes never blinking...
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a pillow and a face. After eons of this crazy orchestra the cogwheels of space and time blew apart leaving only the bare essence of reality behind, the unthinkable.
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And this redness that courses through your veins... My paintings would come to life with it! Be still or not, the result will be the same, I will drain you from your blood.
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blast furnace. It made me laugh so hard to picture the insects burst into flames and transform into short-died pseudo fireflies that I bought a sensory deprivation tank. It makes
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My father didn't think to kindly of them however when the loser started eating the garden's produce after he got checkmated in a few moves. The monkey ate his last meal that night.
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way, I mean the way through the was, dyslexia be damned, As the Gorilla worked way too fast in his fisting of the grass, the moles peek a took and the neighbour
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White poo vacated his sand castle with great haste.
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and a king cobra. "Choose cure!" Dr Gdujfjhalahi said in Hindi. But before the red faced BP 200/110 man could say "I don't speak Hindi", the friendly cobra bit him in the eye.
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gay. "Next slide..Laid-ees and roughmen, the piece de resistance. The gated gay!" Behind the gate, he-she-he walked with wrists turned upwards, like a real... UFC champion?
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form from the booger dust. Boogie woogie, booga wooga, booger bogger dig for a bigger booger on this wonderful boogie booger dream. Booger Booger Booger caca booger.
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"We have a bulletproof vehicle you short sighted fool!" he reminded while slamming the pedal to the metal. He plowed them all like bowling pins, taking out the trash like a king.
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It was a air displacement caused by a close proximity fart. Magical? Absolutely.
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belly jiggling and tits bouncing. And coconut's are my witness, my knee caps ejected themselves from my legs like tiny ufos. They flew away and went on to scare little children.
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Or she could instead up be unlucky, have her idea stolen by another woman who later feels remorse, and decides to pity her in public, a now homeless and destitute victim of fraud.
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toe. A creature was filing its helpless nail relentlessly, and blindness only allowed me to hear the sound the poor toe was making. It went something like "Shweeee, pik pik shwee"