Finished Folds (121—140)
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1pigeons out of his ass. He could not part ways with his feathered friends, so he smuggled them through customs. "Coo-hoo" sang the resilient brids while they were being shat.
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5pondered. The eldest theologian replied "Suffering in itself is neither good nor bad. There is no relief without it. A mother suffers while she gives birth, and her pain is replace
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4e, so it was shocking to see him like this. His conversion was enough to launch a jihad so the-people-who-enjoy-terrorizing-the-lives-of-others-with-religion-as-an-excuse huddled
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1He tensed up in horror. "Did you say you're a terrorist?" He stopped talking right there and then, but it was too late. Twonky was offended by the question. You know the rest.
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2h now that their brains were rendered incapable of mocking other people's faiths. "What shall we do?" some editors worried. "Lets mock the porn industry for a change" a voice sai
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5His tears formed rushing rivers when they fell. Humans were seen as smears on his canvas of space and time. As he raced across the barren land like a brush in an invisible hand,
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9stuck in neck. Cannot remove without me die. A man laugh at me. I club man with bone on head. Man stop laugh at me. I invent calendar. I now control tribe and slave schedule.
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5It had been dangling from his upper abdomen for awhile now after a pacing wire had uncoiled right after his heart surgery. With 95% blockages in two coronaries, chasing Santa
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3for launch. Judges were blindfolded so I set my fake dog on the floor and assembled a solid rocket booster. I then cling wrapped the judges to the nose cap and lit the fuse. Voila.
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7The other folders were judged by the kings of the leaderboard as being too weak to take part in this metaphorical hike and ordered their heads to be converted into stepping stones.
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4cause they had injected the unwilling pastry with a high dose of mescaline. The turnover hallucinated wildly, thinking it was a senior eating himself to death.
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3onopoly is ours! barked the members of the elite. They digitally rape private information out of the working class and sell it to the highest bidder. But they smile, so it's ok.
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4thought" he thought, but he was alone in a desolate place and could think no further. Having memorized his surroundings, he chose to blindfold himself and search for farts.
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3the snake charmer. Outside, children where playing with a wheelbarrow, taking turns in riding and pushing it. The younger one, Jimmy, heard a hissing sound coming from the window
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5He fell head first into a beehive and got stung from head to toe. Hungry, he picked the stingers out and ate them one by one. Living as a disgruntled and naked hermit was proving
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4was born with a multi-tool in place of a head. He could eat pasta with finesse while screwing people at the same time. He would not be forced into slavery. "Screw you!" was hi
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3cartwheeled towards the nearest rubber tree, bled the sap out of it and fashioned himself a latex suit. Henceforth, the imp was a gimp. He was now on the "receiving end".
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4wife. She was quite the specimen; half human half oven, she would sterilize medical instruments and sweat when the process was complete. Anyways, this disease was pizza resistant,
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6farms when his appetite is strong. "My son is special" his mother used to say. A special man who can fit a whole barn into his mouth. A swallower of farms, a loving man.
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7one. The starving masses were pleading "Your fatness! Have mercy on us!" but their cries never reached the glutton's fat ears because they were covered by super fat cheeks.