Finished Folds (221—240)
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7edamame beans in each hand, because everyone knows how soy helps in the replenishment of depleted chakras. My third eye was speaking to me through my lama wool beanie, and I hiked
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5how to communicate with the diseased animal. She was some sort of bear whisperer after all, so once animal control finally trapped the beast, the director sent Jen
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4a 40 ounce salami package, leaving me hungry and in a semi-conscious state. I remember flinging my arms in an effort to get back to my senses, but it was too late, I was tenderized
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5omposed remains of destroyed organisms, multiplying in darkness, but we are not losing hope. The ashes will block our sun and kill our crops, but we will not be extinguished.
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5to be a great red tide, and the Clam population will die. You should shed some weight!" Unfazed, the Walruss wobbled, towering over the Manatee. "Mind you, my fat keeps me warm! "
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5wake up in this room and discover what her mind had scribbled down while in a fugue state. This defense mechanism was for Blanche a gift from heaven, but she hid these notes
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1on her shores, but once the invaders settled inland, their abandoned vessels started to rot. Some Haraklions, chased out of the jungle, found refuge in the hulls of those ships, e
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6Today, I will glue a price tag on an 800 pound barbell, carry it to the supermarket, lay it down on the far end of a cash register's conveyer belt. People will notice something is
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5In reply, they chanted in unison: "Himalaya peaks! Himalayan tea! Himalayan lama fur!". (They were summoning something, that's what aristocrats do, it's an upper class thing.)
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3carcass but no room was left for the other poachers who then tried to escape, but they were cuffed and taken away. Harly crawled out of the elephant, chewing on some tiger penis,
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6Jonah. So fret not, gentle child, if I swallowed all these men, I can very well swallow their spears as well and swim to the afterlife unscathed. I would then become a totem fish,
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4to conquer creeping eczema rash. 8. Purchase quantum soup and ingest at exactly 9 am. 9. Wait 10 seconds, then complete step #10. 10. Go back in time, and write down steps 1 to 4,
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3in every stray cat he met along the way. So many acts of feline love took place that in just one year, he spawned thousands of descendants. Tom was proud, but is cat loins were
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3on their own, without all the formulas and equations that would only slow things down. Because in the end, life was best spent in wonder and awe of things we can't understand.
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7ter of dna strand, and I will build you a brain! " All at once they gathered around him, recognizing he might be the only hope they had of becoming human again.
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2"Red herring" he whispered musingly, and started nodding off to the sound the railroad was making. "thu-thud. thu-thud. thu-thud". Tom kept on him a
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2"Poo-poo stink" me thinks, unwilling to share the thought with my ailing mom. She may be old but she's not dumb. She knows I find it hard to see her like this, pooping all over th
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3The first two self-inflicted hits cracked my skull, but it's the third one that knocked me out. The bat fell to the floor, and I spiraled into oblivion, but my compulsion to click
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8HQ was pleased, but dispatch relayed another message for our outpost, which laid 2 parsecs from the galactic core.The FoxDie sequence was to help reverse the genocide our troops su
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4across the swinging doors, which reminded him of the barn he used to sleep in while he was still unemployed. Once inside the tavern, he noticed a couple of drunkards heaving in a c