Finished Folds (141—160)
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5sized drummer looked down upon us, and demanded that we carve him some drum sticks out of full grown red cedar tree trunks. My acid trip ended 6 hours later in the ICU.
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4little thingy coming out of his torso that he used to access the x-wing's computer and shock the average storm trooper. As usual, C3PO was turning left and right repeatedly.
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2d with a capital 'W', which was a sign of undying devotion. I finally find the love of my life, and it turns out he's a psychopath with a heart fetish. I mean like... Whatever.
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3to drown them in maple syrup. Selfless maple trees from all over the world donated their precious trunk juice to have it poured onto the waffles. Leggo my eggo you son of a bitch!
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5I had just a few cartridges left: 2 essential amino acids, 2 carbs, and a couple of fats. I hadn't paid for flavor emulation this month so my printer was serving some bland dishes.
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4Many rebelled when they read his manifestos, unwilling to consider the truth they contained. But some realized the activist was right, especially those who ate their own shorts.
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2Now that I'm filthy rich, I will donate 0.1% of my money, and morons will praise me for it. 30 million $ * 0.1% = 30 000$. Scale this to average savings: 10 000$ * 0.1% = 10$.
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2"I just realized I won 30 million dollars at the lottery, so please forget my previous rant against inflation. What a beautiful country we live in! I will get 3 butlers, 5 cars,
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5Canada, where a good warm winter parka is 1000$ , and what was once affordable for the middle class is now financial suicide for most: i.e. owning a house, hard wood furniture, qua
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3To honor hard working Canadians, we will drop the gas price to what it was 20 years ago and force them to eat their underwear when the realize we increased the price of food to obs
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3is a plant, I get that. But that doesn't mean I need to have it crammed into every dish I eat! I was supposed to keep this to myself, but what the hell. I can speak lettuce.
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5, stared her down and started singing with a very faint voice. Half hypnotized, she thought about how snakes would feel when being charmed by the sound of a flute. The cannibal
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3s imagination, it might end badly when that said person discovered she didn't exist, plus the elves had forgotten the recipe for making memory wipes. She sat on the pole instead.
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3was a mystery as easy to solve as trying to sneeze with your eyes open while holding your breath underwater. Morose, they buried the dead unicorn and covered it with popcorn.
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6guessing what other people mean when they express themselves in cryptic ways. In the absence of life, no verbs existed, no words could be communicated, and Death ceased to exist.
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2burp.
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6It became a mess of words and deja vus. Some thought they were born to fold, some lost their identities altogether. "Am i nothing more than the sum of my folds?" they thought,
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8he fired a shot in his knee cap. After days and days of deliberation, the courts judged this action as being unfriendly, and they sentenced him to 2 hours of counseling. Year 2085
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1The cat in the mountain sings a tune to the flip flops, "Are you agreeable or not? Can I wear you in the sand or not?" Are you reacting to this song? Blood lies, blood ties!
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11This kind of "mise en abyme" talk was too much for him to handle and he went into a seizure. During his fugue state, a pot of water was boiling somewhere in the world.