Finished Folds (101—120)
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5I clipped her utter lengthwise and stuffed it full of hay. In response, the mechanical bovine started stroking my hairy chest with her titanium hooves. "Moo. Moo-moo" she whispere
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5"You mean dark matter theory" he replied. "Aether, dark matter, they're the same thing, They just renamed it so it sounds less archaic" he continued, despair in his voice. Terri
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4e tornata al mercato per comprare qualche caramale per la festa. Il suo figlio non arrivera prima domani, et ci saranno tutti. "Non mi da fastifio se il fold e in spanolo" pensava
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5were giving him heartburn, his throat... The clerk cut him off: "I know you have a dog in there!" The owner frowned in denial. "Your backpack is made of transparent vinyl." the cl
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6again because I became snowblind soon after. I crawled back inside my igloo to contact my spirit guide. That night I dreamt I was trapped within the antlers of two dead caribou,
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5the metaphor. It's a side effect of being innocent, tired, or even stupid; one day your mind is open to metaphors, the next... well you get the gist.
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3but it soon got washed away, along with my consciousness, by giant waves of drool that the monster had sent my way. I was awakaned by the pain of venom coursing through my veins,
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4and why. It had no voice, yet it communicated by tickling my nostrils repeatedly; morse code rendered in a sequence of sneezes. "I am you, the cremated you" it said. "We are dead."
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3because he had secretely laced them with mountain lion meat. As she started reaching for a cookie, he broke into a cold sweat and started towards her. "Beatrice! Stick this
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3"Please admire, but do not handle the alien." The announcement was meant for me so I set down the blob immediately, but this brief contact had linked us telepathically. "Zarx vlen"
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4I pitied the limbless arrogant creature because despite all its attempts at intimidating me, it ignored I had an air gun concealed inside my face. I looked down at the serpent whi
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3P!" I hit myself on the forehead with a frying pan because I can't deal with these retards any longer. "WHAP! WHAP!" Beautiful stars, don't eat molla.. "WHAP!" Peaceful oblivion.
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13They knew the brain was a universe in itself; myriads of neurons in lieu of galaxy clusters. The leading sea monkey bore through the inner ear and was first to reach the cortex.
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4As the odor of burnt flesh rose up to his crater's nose, the sadistic volcano felt remorse rise in his magma chambers. He contracted his caldera's sphincter and the lava flow stopp
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2He ignored her and question and rested his elbows on top of her head. It was a very comfortable position. He stared at her until his eyes went dry. "Let me eat your black heads
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1overfed his karma and the next day, he cracked his skull while attempting a lotus headstand. In an attempt to revive him they started fondling Buddha's stone tummy. No effect.
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2upwards toward the ceiling. The only sound was a demonic hum coming from the bathroom. Terrified, she looked outside. Everything was gray, lifeless and still. "What.. what is this
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2up and lowered them back down repeatedly, until his biceps were fully pumped. The crowd went mad. "We want to see your veins!" a man cried out. A woman tittered and fainted.
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2of the animated type which displayed the artless depiction of a vomiting head. Linda's phone chimed and she stared at the screen in disbelief then gouged her own eyes out. Mucus
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1I was feeling so comfortable right now and then! At last I could relax and heal body in the land of oxygen deprivation. Preparation-H had become my favorite anti-oxidant therapy.